5-star resorts, tourism traps and Mexican shysters; strap in for a long old rant about my experience in the corniest all-inclusive resort in Cancun. Guest starring Russel Brand, Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson.

Having spent 4 weeks in Mexico in 2018, I'd hoped to relive my past experience as a poor traveller, but this time, able to enjoy even more tacos and quesadillas. The bitter reality was being milked of my hard-earned dollars like a dirty, dirty cash cow.

Being used and abused wasn't my only gripe South of the wall, but all-in-all, fun was had and this week's pod is a ride-along for a weird, whacky and outrageous trip to Mexico.