Take it in, folks. Take in that theme song one last time, in all its unoriginal glory and utter beauty. But come on, folks. You know the deal. This week we bring you two films (impressive) for the first last time, and one age-old question: who, will, win? Childish escapism, or survivalism in a post-apocalypse? Ruin overshadowed by theme parks, or childbirth stifled in bathtubs? A most lovable Willem Dafoe, or marriage counseling with Mr. and Mrs. John Krasinski? Tune in to find out. Now get out there folks. Go live your Hollywood dream. Finish the things you care about, or at least the things you start. And for God's sake, get yer popcorn! - - - - - Topics this week include: - The Florida Project. - A Quiet Place. Where to find us: - @JGmythographer (Joel). - @Jingleheimer (Jon). Here's to: - La-Z-Boy-ass chairs. - Terrible TV's. - Dusty beer fridges. - Calendars from the delightful Frida Cinema in Santa Ana. - That look when you flash your MoviePass at the girl in the ticket booth. - The Rocky Horror Picture Show. - One unread copy of The Shack. - Coastal elites. - An American Tail: Fievel Goes West. - Emotional huh-whallops. - Ret-Cons. - Children gettin' e't. - Inciting McGuffins.