It's not every day you get to see a slasher movie where the weapon of choice is a trocar. It's also not every day you get to see a vampire movie where toads are part of the vampire hunter's arsenal. Let's get weird.

Captain Kronos - Vampire Hunter (1974)

Mortuary (1983)

Italian Exorcist cash-in schlock collides with balls out gruesome Shaw Brothers horror in our latest schizophrenic pairing.

Telekinesis wreaking havoc courtesy of a dickhead coma patient gives way to five dickhead psychopathic kids killing moron adults.

Margot Kidder has and evil twin and a sorority prank goes horribly wrong. Who did Hitchcock better?

In this episode, we visit the re-animated dead in the English countryside and make a deal with the devil in the Philippines. Grab your bellbottoms and a...a...a...dog collar?

Foaming at the mouth sleaze bag slasher pairs up with indomitable cyclopean monstrosities.

The little sister of Reagan and Carrie wreaks lethargic havoc and a mentally challenged person gets a chance to rip off Halloween.

Paul Naschy and a group of bored elitists wank off during an epidemic while Peter Cushing teams up with kung fu masters to defeat Dracula for the 137th time!

Carnage at the carnival paired up with the charred remains of a nihilistic slasher with a flame thrower nasty.

'Nam vets suffering from PTSD and an infection that turns them into cannibals and a serial killer slashing across a split screen.