Como stunned Manchester United 4-1 in the Champions League on October 21, with Nico Paz scoring twice in one of the most humiliating nights in United's European history, leaving Michael Carrick's side with one win from three league-phase games. Alex and Jordan unpack how the first-time qualifiers pulled it off and what it means for Carrick. DIALOGUE: Alex: I need you to sit down for this one. Como — Como! — just beat Manchester United four-one in the Champions League. Jordan: Four-one. I'm going to say it again because it doesn't sound real: Como beat Manchester United four to one. In Europe. This actually happened. Alex: This is one of the most humiliating nights in United's entire European history. And it's not like Como are some sleeping giant — they're first-time qualifiers. This was supposed to be a routine away win. Jordan: Supposed to be. Instead, Nico Paz scored twice and ran the show. Two goals against Manchester United on a Champions League night — that's a career-defining performance. Alex: Let's talk about Paz for a second, because he's the story. To score twice against United, to be the best player on the pitch in a four-one win — that's announcing yourself to the world. Jordan: And Como as a team — the tactical discipline, the fearlessness. First-time qualifiers aren't supposed to dismantle Manchester United. They're supposed to be happy to be there. Como played like they owned the place. Alex: Which makes you ask: what is going on at United? Michael Carrick's side now has one win from three league-phase games. One win. That's a crisis by United's standards. Jordan: It's beyond a blip now. Three games, one win, and a four-one humiliation to Como. The pressure on Carrick is going to be enormous after this. Alex: Remember, this is Manchester United — the club that measures itself against European Cups. Losing is one thing. Getting dismantled by first-time qualifiers is another thing entirely. Jordan: The fans will be furious. You can already hear it — the away end, the phone-ins, the pundits. A result like this lives forever. People will talk about Como four, United one for years. Alex: And here's what worries me for Carrick: it's not just the result, it's the manner of it. Four-one means United were second best in every department. That's a systemic failure, not bad luck. Jordan: Tactically, Como clearly had a plan and United had no answer. When a smaller club out-thinks you that completely, questions get asked about preparation, about motivation, about everything. Alex: Let's give Como their flowers though. This is what the Champions League is supposed to produce — nights where the supposed minnows remind everyone why the game is beautiful. Jordan: Absolutely. For Como supporters, this is the greatest night in their club's history. First Champions League campaign, and they've just humiliated Manchester United. That's folklore now. Alex: And Paz — clubs across Europe just added his name to their lists. Two goals against United on this stage? His phone's going to be busy. Jordan: So where does United go from here? One win from three, confidence in ruins, and the fixtures don't get kinder. Carrick needs a response, and he needs it fast. Alex: The league phase is unforgiving. Drop too many points early and you're fighting just to stay in the competition. United are dangerously close to that territory. Jordan: My takeaway: nights like this are why we watch. Como were fearless, Paz was electric, and Manchester United got a lesson they'll never forget. Football, man. Alex: Football indeed. Congrats to Como — and United fans, maybe skip the highlights on this one.