Lawful & Orderly

Tensions are on the rise at Lan Arcanym School for the Arts as some high profile students have gone missing — both from campus and from any paintings they appeared in. Former High Guard officers (now unpaid High Guard "consultants") Alo Seda and Illyn Brownfeet must solve the case quietly. But that may prove difficult, as they've been forced to team up with inventor Wilroth "Click" Gnarin to field test his latest crime-investigating gadget. Will this clunking machine help them find the missing students before their parents (or wealthy donors) notice? Will they restore honor to (and their jobs in) the High Guard?

Guest star Devon Kelley! (@GamersPlane) as Wilroth "Click" Gnarin

Marty (@schmarty)

Clara (@alo_seda1)

Scott (@geowtf)

Alo Seda and Illyn Brownfeet parted ways when their High Guard unit disbanded and have been struggling to make ends meet. Sudden hope appears when a summons arrives from their former chief promising a return to law enforcement — a missing persons case at the local university. The catch? They must field test a new investigative gadget and its inventor, gnome tinkerer Wilroth "Click" Gnarin, will be along for the ride.

Guest star Devon Kelley! (@GamersPlane) as Wilroth "Click" Gnarin

Marty (@schmarty)

Clara (@alo_seda1)

Scott (@geowtf)

News of a bank robbery leads to fears that our heroes' detective agency may be insolvent! Meanwhile, High Guard has-been Aaron Twillson and High Guard wannabe Marky Hallsy struggle to track potential cheater Phillip Landerer at the behest of his husband Vernor Vavoom. Will their reckless chase get them caught between a rock and a hard place?

Guest star Devon Kelley! (@Shark_Bone) as Marky Hallsy

Scott (@geowtf)

Marty (@schmarty)

Former High Guard officer Aaron Twillson has a huge case on his hands, as part-giant Vernor Vavoom contracts the Lan Arcanym Public Detectives to deal with a very private matter — fears that his husband Phillip Landerer is… cheating! Thankfully Aaron has help in the form of "Surprise Apprentice" Marky Hallsy, a young halfling with a desperate desire to join the High Guard.

Guest star Devon Kelley! (@Shark_Bone) as Marky Hallsy

Scott (@geowtf)

Marty (@schmarty)

"Very wealthy" and "legitimate" businessman Blahmie Wizdeau wants everything to go perfectly as he prepares to propose to his love Scota. With his usual butler and right-hand man Frunko falling down on the job, he hires former High Guard officers Illyn Brownfeet and Aaron Twillson along with Love Counselor Jam E. Dojhur to help him seal the deal — and stay alive!

Guest star MeganBob! (@Meganbobness) from the Smash Fiction Podcast as Jam E. Dojhur

Clara (@alo_seda1)

Scott (@geowtf)

Marty (@schmarty)

A mysterious and "VERY wealthy" man who "likes living" hires former High Guard officers Illyn Brownfeet and Aaron Twillson to get to the bottom of a "very very scary" death threat. As if the stakes weren't high enough, he also has "a girl coming over". They'll have to team up with his "Love Counselor" Jam E. Dojhur to ensure that no one gets hurt, physically or emotionally!

Guest star MeganBob! (@Meganbobness) from the Smash Fiction Podcast as Jam E. Dojhur

Clara (@alo_seda1)

Scott (@geowtf)

Marty (@schmarty)

Former High Guard Lieutenant and point-of-view character Nessa Halfhelm the dwarven cleric — along with her loyal sidekicks Aaron, Illyn, and Bark the dog — are up to their eyes in intrigue, pursuing Lan Arcanym's Most Valuable Art Item: the secretly-missing Diamond Falcon! Can the seller of the Falcon shed some light on its mysterious fate? Or on the nature of reality itself?

Guest star Addie Gia! (@AddieGia) as Nessa Halfhelm

Andrew (@thatonegm)

Scott (@geowtf)

Marty (@schmarty)

Former High Guard officer and long-time central character Nessa Halfhelm the dwarven cleric once again has a thrilling case for her fledgling detective business. Can protagonist Nessa and her loyal partners Aaron, Illyn, and Bark the dog save a high-priced jeweler from career-ending embarrassment and recover the absolutely priceless (and totally real) Diamond Falcon?

Guest star Addie Gia! (@AddieGia) as Nessa Halfhelm

Andrew (@thatonegm)

Scott (@geowtf)

Marty (@schmarty)

Past paperwork bears fruit, as the Brightsteel Fraternal Order of Detectives arrive to give former High Guard officers Mikhail and Aaron a chance to make their detective gig official — as sidekicks — if they perform well in solving a high-profile murder case. This would probably go better if Aaron weren't both a witness to said murder and dead set on revenge!

Guest star Laser Malena-Webber! (@LaserMWebber) as Inspector Jacqueline Clouseau

Scott (@geowtf)

Andrew (@thatonegm)

Marty (@schmarty)

Past paperwork bears fruit, as the Brightsteel Fraternal Order of Detectives arrive to give former High Guard officers Mikhail and Aaron a chance to make their detective gig official — as sidekicks — if they perform well in solving a high-profile murder case. This would probably go better if Aaron weren't both a witness to said murder and dead set on revenge!

Guest star Laser Malena-Webber! (@LaserMWebber) as Inspector Jacqueline Clouseau

Scott (@geowtf)

Andrew (@thatonegm)

Marty (@schmarty)