Yirmia did not know how to speak,

He foresaw that the Jewish future was bleak.

Yirmia was sent to speak the hard truth,

Hashem remembers us in the days of our youth!

The Jewish people are compared to dew,

Bilaam tried to curse us, but all he said was true.

We were told what is good, but we fell for scams,

Can we thank Hashem with one thousand rams?

Balaam was great but he lacked the humility,

Baal-Peor was worshiped by using the facilities.

We meet a donkey who knows how to converse,

Balaam tries, but the Jews he can't curse!

Yiftach was a ben isha zona,

Throughout his life, he built quite the persona.

Yiftach had an unusual rise to power,

The Jews prevailed when Ammon was devoured!

To Meriam and Aaron we bid farewell,

With Miriam gone, so was the water in the well.

When the Jews complained about food, they were bitten by snakes,

Moshe's anger at the rock was a costly mistake

Shmuel rebukes the people for wanting a king,

Shmuel didn't steal an ox, a donkey, not even one thing.

After a summertime thunderstorm came,

Hashem would not forsake His people for the Sake of His great name!

Chaos is a fertile breeding ground for division,

Be sure to get some sleep before making a decision.

If our arguments are well-intentioned, in the end they will endure,

Korach was misdirected, but he was right to want more!

The two spies were saved by Rachav, the harlot,

She ties a rope to her window that was the color scarlet.

Rachav hid the two spies on her roof,

The Jews could take Israel, this story is proof!

In Shelach, we learn about the sin of the spies,

Tzitzit are worn so we don't explore after our heart and eyes.

The Meraglim brought back massive fruit,

For their sin they had to tack on 40 years to their route