We're mailing it in on a Friday.

- Is 31 in April? Patio SZN losers are EVERYWHERE. "Let's sit on a patio and get wasted for hours!! At what ages in patio, SZN is just a try-hard event for alcoholics.

- Ray's new podcast, Getting Laced, is about clothes and shoes. He's been busy with Fit Checks, and Dean thinks Fit Checks are weird if he understands what Fit Check are

- Leafs started the layoffs, and Lochlin placed a Leaf's futures bet. He thinks they lose Game 7 in the first, for the 6th year in a row. We discuss resentment bets by hockey dicks.

- And is Kevin Keirmaier the best-looking Blue Jay Ever??