Does anyone have a massive truck? Have you named your truck? What would you call it? I knew a lorikeet named Steven once. He was a tremendous bird, beautiful feathers. Knew nothing about Rugby League though. Unlike your gracious hosts this week, Ben, Sam and Craig. They probably know too much about Rugby League as if that's even a thing come off it as if.

Like a heartbeat drives you mad

Have you lost a season of footy? Or are you thankful for what footy you had? Something to ponder in the next three weeks before you have to watch the fkn cricket again (heartbreak emoji).

If NRL finals don't get the grease running down your thighs, then surely you don't have a pulse! It's that time of year when the magpies steal your money, IKEA has new a range of bedside tables and you get to root for a team that you've hated all year because they're playing a team you hate more because your own dud of a team is already enjoying nude funday! Soak it in League Lovers, it's Springtime baby!

There are a lot of things you can buy for $40 000. $40k would buy you a 3-by-1 in Waugoola Street in 1989 for example. What it can't buy is dignity. Morals. Humility. All the things sadly lacking among the Roosters camp. Let's all pray that Tren's fine goes towards something useful, like crowd barriers at Wade Park in Orange. 

Will anyone ever tire of NRL bad bois? Gosh they keep us entertained and as long as it's not hurting anyone or sending people to jail then we're all for it here at League Indeed! Who doesn't enjoy the odd windmill? The occasional wristwatch? The frequent atomic blast? Keep it up Bhed Bois!

What do you do when the bed you're sleeping in at a one-star pub room in country NSW is so lacking in spring tension due to it's previous occupant being a 300kg truckie that you sink to the ground? Do you complain if you have to wear thongs in the shower that has no curtain? Of course you bloody don't! You certainly don't bring up the fact that Ricky Stuart has a dolphin tank in his 700m2 hotel room. YOU JUST GO GET BLIND AND GET ON WITH IT! Take note, NRL WAGs.

Ah it's that time of the week again, where two blokes who love Rugby League accuse each other of being Communists and Liars... wait a minute, that's just BEN GANGING UP ON POOR OLD KIND-HEARTED SAM! Bloody Gutho, he brings out the absolute worst in everyone, especially himself. And especially Ben.

Wild scenes at Roosters training breakfast this week when lead man Tren Robinson decided to slather himself in delicious Yoplait and League Indeed! cameras were there to capture the whole sordid incident! This kind of carry-on coupled with ridiculous 6-agains, it's a wonder that Rugby League isn't a basket case but it's not and it never will be!

You know what you should do if your fatigue is at a premium? Go and pop Turn It Up '85 or Thru The Roof '83 into your cassette player and dance the winter blues away. That's what we do here at League Indeed! when there's only 4 games of footy on... Thankfully, regular programming has resumed this week in the NRL so sit back and enjoy this week's episode with a nice cup of warm fatigue-busting Milo!