Welcome back loyal listeners! It's been a year since the last episode, and what a year it's been. We're shaking off the dust with a movie for children whose plot and themes we still can't seem to grasp. In addition to being hard to spell, Ratatouille is a movie with a powerful lesson to impart: allow rats into your kitchen, they can cook better than you. Enjoy!

Our first real guest! After begging her to come on for two episodes she finally caved and joined us to review Shutter Island. This movie inspired us to question the world around us. Is the female orgasm real? Probably not. Did that cup disappear? Yes, and we totally called it too.

None of us studies economics but we still had a long economic discussion. Fausau gave me brain damage with a piece of ice because he thought it was soft. Anothy fell asleep for half the episode. We don't know our own email address. Good work boys.

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In this episode we invite our most loyal fan to come on the show, but we don't want to seem desperate so we're playing hard to get.

We've hit a new low for the podcast. Somehow we managed to ramble on about nothing for 40 minutes and decided it was decent enough content to upload. Hint: it's not.

Were getting COVID and boring our audience with arguments about time travel suicide. The Adam Project was OK too I guess.

Our first special guest episode! She fell asleep a third of the way into the movie and didn't stay to record the rest of the episode but it still counts.

Today we watched Red Notice but we didn't get a real intro recorded because no one would stop clapping and I got angry about it. Enjoy.

Welcome to the first episode of Lechuga House (the podcast formerly known as Movie Sluts). Today we watched Planet of the Apes and had a chat about whether it was OK to have sex with the human cattle. Enlightening stuff boys.