“Only read Dr. Seuss if you dare. And if you do, just beware. You are then racist like they say, but just ignore them, and it will all be OK.” For merely stating this, cancel scolds will be alerted and promptly sent out on their mission to eliminate. Scolds have been busybodies, specifically in the realm of children by canceling everything from Dr. Seuss and Pepe le Pew to the Muppets and Dumbo. But, reading your children the GayBCs, an alphabet book for the LGBTQ+ wokeness, is encouraged and praised.