Left Luggage

Left Luggage

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Left Luggage episodes

  • The Great Christmas Milkround

    As Christmas Day dawns, an intrepid milkwoman braves the cold in the name of customer service

    Narrator: Freddie Paul

    The Milk Woman/Old Person: Ella Tebay

    Pal/Son/Ed/Old Person: Sam Thorogood

    Mate/Derrick/Paper Boy: Alex Webster

    Lad/Sid/Dad: Sam George

    Old Person/Zinnia/Enid: Christina Owen

    26 min
  • The Runner

    On a moonlit road, a lone woman is running.  

    Written by Sam George 

    The Narrator: Ella Tebay 

    The Runner: Freddie Paul

    Sound effects used under the creative commons licence courtesy of Freesound.org


    8 min
  • Finding the Fintok

    At the 223rd Intergalactic Peace Festival, the Ambassadors have one vital job.  

    Written by Alex Webster

    Announcer: Daniel Hughes
    Narrator: Ella Tebay
    Fid: Christina Owen
    Gosha: Sam Thorogood
    Quolores: Freddie Paul

    10 min
  • Take a Mindful Moment

    A relaxation recording goes awry when the narrator literally brings the words to life.


    Written by Christina Owen

    The Narrator: Freddie Paul

    Sound effects used under the creative commons license courtesy of freesound.org

     Ambience, Wind Chimes, A.wav by InspectorJ

    Ambience/Atmosphere/Nature - Twigs Snapping by giddster

     Nature Sounds of Edinburgh Series - Birds Singing, Forest (Scotland) by BurghRecords

     Sounds of Yellowstone and Grand Teton - 20100624_102252_soda_butte_squirrel.wav by hoersturz

    8 min
  • The Headliner

    The Headliner


    The owner of a failing comedy club gives a newcomer a chance.

    Written by Ella Tebay
    The Narrator: Freddie Paul
    MC: Daniel Hughes
    Heckler: Sam George
    Stage Manager: Sam Thorogood
    Fiona: Christina Owen
    Pete: Alex Webster


    Sound effects used under the creative commons license from Freedsound.org

    Crowd Noise Large Theatre - XPLOman

    Live techno loop - bass n drum loop by francium

    Iso Booth Ambience - sacco12

    Crowd awkward laughter.wav - Adam_N

    Angry crowd.wav - BeeProductive

    Angry mob loop.aiff - Benjamin Harvey design

    Splat 005.wav - yottasounds

    splat.wav - zolopher

    03285 car boot close open.wav - Robinhood76

    Engine Start ’n’ Drive - MattiaGiovanetti

    People - Slow applause (mono).wav - jodybruchon

    Glass Smash.wav - chewiesmissus

    Audience Reactions > ShortChuckle1.wav - ehohnke

    Studio Audience - Small > Murmur 1.wav - jay frosting

    Chile, Valparaiso > Crowd laughing and clapping inside a bar in Chile (Valparaiso) - felix.blume

    10 min
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    Written by Sam George

    The Narrator: Freddie Paul

    Vince/Whispering Voice/Final Voice: Patrick Tobin

    Father/Man/Gruff Voice: Sam Thorogood

    Mother/Passenger/Boss: Ella Tebay

    Younger Sister/Passenger: Christina Owen 

    Human 1: Alex Webster


    Sound effects used under the creative commons license from Freesound.org

    Train Ambiance.wav by 180241virtualwindow.co.za

    BUSY STREET CROWD AMBIENCE EXT BARCELONA 11 SEPT 2015 RADIO IN BACKGROUND.wav by marsal.oido
    Fantasy SFX 006.wav by tec_studio

    9 min
  • DJ Frida

    Trawlermen meet techno in the northernmost nightclub in the world.  


    Written by Sam Thorogood
    The Narrator: Freddie Paul

    Sound effects used under the creative commons license from Freesound.org

    Sea and Seagull, wave by suukadi

    Crowd at a Concert of a Music Festival by soundslikewillem
    Gugugu by Angel Garcia
    120bpm_Kick Build Up .wav - newagesoup

    9 min
  • The Funeral

    Whilst paying their last disrespects, two ancient friends reminisce.  

    Written by Alex Webster
    The Narrator: Freddie Paul
    Felix: Patrick Tobin
    Rita: Ella Tebay
    Vicar: Sam Thorogood
    Relative: Christina Owen

    10 min
  • Chicken!


    A farmer’s world-view is suddenly scrambled.

    Writer- Ella Tebay

    Narrator- Freddie Paul

    Chickens- Alex Webster

    Christina Owen
    Sam George
    Sam Thorogood

    Sound effects courtesy of Robinhood76 and Tommccann from  Freesound.org

    9 min

About Left Luggage

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Award-winning theatre company Clown Funeral takes you into a multitude of strange and exciting worlds in this brand new series of short radio plays.