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Left on Read
By Maddie JajkoComedy
Left on Read episodes
- Ep 19: Let’s Get Buttf*****d Tonight (LGBT) Ft. KainoaLeft on Gay?? Caution, this episode is banned in 30 countries for having the worst transitions in podcast history from our guest “Prof. Butt Popper”Kainoa. Our sexy twink gives us some deep-d**ked insight into gex and gating (gay sex and dating). We love and support the LGBTQIA+ community including Remy the Rat, all sports, and not Dory as of Sept 2020. Professor Kainoa diagnoses all straight men and rats as gay, we take the Rice Purity Test, and Maddie discusses using men for simple tasks and gives us an example of her sexual awakening.1 hr
- Ep 18: Get Ready for the Twerkulator (Ft. Emani)
Welcome to another crazy week of Left on Read. TRIGGER WARNING: this episode talks a lot about POOP. Maddie was just in California and had to record an episode with the iconic Emani. First the two recap their crazy night out at the good ole Tipsy Goat where Emani finds out what a dive bar actually is and Maddie lowkey gets into a fight with a cop. Emani then discusses shitting her pants, eating ass, and her threesome/cuckholding experience. The two also talk about hot make out sessions, slapping men in bed, and sugar daddy Darrel. Finally, the two play Please Stay in the Notes App and read off their honorable mentions from “To all the men I’ve ever fucked…”. Enjoy & SUCK THAT WIENER.
58 min - Ep 17: The Thirst Cow
It's officially shitty girl summer and Maddie is ready to discuss with the media her recent life changes. Sadly none of them are good! Portland is running a train on her in her first week living downtown in so many ways in the funniest way possible. Plus, a new cohost Dory reminds her. she's not a whore she's "dating" and already dating a couple of Portland dudes for content! The two spill the tea on the most recent old man Maddie is seeing aka scamming, offer culture critique on the dairy industry, and disturbing kinks. Popping a chubby guaranteed! Enjoy you cucks and disgusting milk drinkers!!!
1 hr 10 min - Ep 16: She Wore a Pearl Necklace (Ft. Darlee)Welcome back to another installment of hairy buttholes & yeti vaginas with one of Left on Read’s favorite guests, Darlee! Darlee joins Maddie this week to talk about their love languages. They both love gift giving and acts of service which explains why they also share the love of pleasing a man in bed. The two also talk about how hot it is to get your name called out in bed and how crazy it is that we can cum in our sleep. Darlee also shares some funny one night stand stories and blesses our ears with some erotic ASMR. Enjoy yetis! ;)55 min
- Ep 15: Everybody (Probably) Has Herpes (Ft. P. Chunk)
Maddie is back from Hawaii and boy does she have some stories to share. This week on Left on Read, Maddie is joined again by bff and coworker Paige Negrete aka P. Chunk. The two give a little back story on the name P. Chunk and what its like to be coworkers again. Maddie goes into the grimy details of her Hawaii trip and three tinder dates that involved dirty fingering, a herpes scare, free surf lessons, and a ratchet house party. Maddie does NOT have herpes but still wanted to give the listeners some herpes facts. In conclusion: everybody has herpes. Finally, Maddie and P. Chunk talk about the Maddie Jajko Snapchat Effect and different things you can stick up your vagina. Enjoy sexies!!
54 min - Ep 14: Turks & Caic-Hoes (Ft. Helen)
The time has finally come.. What the fuck happened in Turks & Caicos Fall 2019?!?! Maddie’s absolute best friend that she met while studying abroad in the beautiful Turks & Caicos joins Left on Read this week to finally tell the story of their insane fall break shenanigans. Before they get into it, they talk about drunk sex, Maddie’s change of heart for riding dick, eating ass, and how the podcast has boosted Maddie’s sex life. They then finally get into the dirty details of their week in Provo which involved a free boat ride, sobbing during sex, and hot Australians. You may never look at these girls the same. Enjoy hoes!!
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56 min - Ep 13: Blue Balls & Banging Milfs (Ft. Dom)It’s May motherfuckers and to kick off this month Maddie is joined by Dom, another frat star for this week’s raunchy episode of Left on Read. This week we’ll learn about Dom’s sexual awakening and how he got good finger game from a young age. He also opens up about his experience of not being able to bust a nut during sex until he was 21 years old. The two emphasize the importance of sitting down with a partner before having sex to share what you like and don’t like in order for both partners to have an enjoyable experience. Maddie then goes through a series of questions about Dom’s hoe phase such as what red flags he’s seen in girls, if he was a ghoster, and what makes him stop fucking with a girl. The two end the episode discussing kinks, Dom’s experience with an older woman, and his virginity story. Enjoy cucks!!Follow Maddie on Instagram & Twitter! @maddjajjFollow @soles_by_dom on Instagram for custom painted shoes!Follow Left on Read on Instagram @left.on.read.pod1 hr 8 min
- Ep 12: Diary of a Frat Boy (Ft. Andrew)
Ever wondered if you are boring in bed? Scared that you’re about to bust too quick? Want some tips that’ll make men brag about fucking you? Left on Read has got you covered this week! Frat star and ex-fuckboy Andrew joins the podcast this week to help you out. The two go over what labels someone as a bad fuck and some points that will boost your game in the bedroom. Maddie spills the tea about some of the frat bros she's hooked up with and Andrew shares some funny stories from his fuckboy phase. Finally, Maddie ends the episode with a little PSA: STOP ASKING GIRLS FOR THEIR SNAPCHAT. Ask for her number like a real man. Enjoy Fuckers.
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---Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/left-on-read/support1 hr - Ep 11: Momma Slore
This week Maddie’s mom (also known as MommaJajj, Momma Jajko, & Momma Slore) joins the Left on Read universe to discuss some of her most wild stories. These stories were all during her mid-life crisis which began after her marriage had ended and when her roles as a mother shifted as her kids got older. These stories involve a cruise ship fiasco, a couple of swingers, and a younger man. She also details a very intimate sexual experience with her college boyfriend. Maddie ends this fun episode with some listener questions for MommJajj. Enjoy slores and happy 4/20!!
1 hr 1 min - Ep 10: Chewbacca Butt Pt. 2 (Ft. Darlee)
Darlee is back this week and she is here to discuss sex toys. Ever wondered about some of the earliest vibrators? Darlee informs Maddie on some of the early sex toys in the 90s and the two reflect on how much things have changed. The two also talk about Darlee’s invention that will change the game of inconvenient quickies (patent pending), their favorite features in a man, and the beauty of the ocean. Finally, Darlee gives details about her experience with anal beads. Ladies, don’t make this mistake with your man. Enjoy ;)
Follow Maddie on Instagram & Twitter! @maddjajj
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About Left on Read
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Self-proclaimed comedian and aspiring marine biologist Maddie Jajko dives deep into her life of getting left on read. Follow along her experience of being out in the field and collecting data as she…
reports back with a new friend each week. She'll discuss a range of topics including sexless relationships, awkward hook ups, and the inner neurology of the male specimen.