Midlife Mayhem

Leg Hair, Estrogen Patches & Taco Bell


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🤨 Three Topics That Should Never Be in the Same Episode (But Are)

Today we’re talking about:

  • Why women mysteriously stop growing leg hair as they age

  • Why your estrogen patch might feel like it “stopped working”

  • And why Taco Bell Supreme has sent my client to the ER every single time she eats it

    This is not a shock-value episode.

    This is a “your body is communicating very clearly and you should probably listen” episode.

    🦵 Why You’re Not Shaving Your Legs Anymore (And Why That Matters)

    At some point — usually late 30s or 40s — many women notice:

    • No stubble

    • No sandpaper phase

    • Weeks go by… and nothing grows

      It feels convenient.

      It also means something.

      What’s actually happening:
      • Leg hair growth is driven by androgens (testosterone + DHT)

      • As ovarian and adrenal hormone output declines, the signal weakens

      • Hair follicles are signal-dependent, not loyal

      • Growth slows → hair gets finer → follicles go quiet

        This process is called follicular miniaturization.

        Same biology as scalp hair thinning — just a very different emotional reaction.

        Why I care:

        Hair growth is a non-essential function.

        So is muscle.

        When your body stops prioritizing hair growth, it’s often signaling:

        • Lower thyroid output

        • Reduced circulation

        • Insulin resistance

        • Hormonal downshifts

          Which is exactly why “I lift weights and eat protein” is not enough to build muscle in midlife.

          You have to create the right internal environment.

          (Yes — Muscle Month teaches exactly that. More on timing below.)

          🔄 Why Your Estrogen Patch “Stopped Working”

          This came up within an hour of recording.

          You start HRT → feel great → months later → bloodwork drops → symptoms creep back → “My patch isn’t working anymore.”

          Here’s the truth:

          🧠 Hormones don’t act alone — receptors matter

          Hormones are keys.

          Receptors are locks.

          If the lock stops responding, it doesn’t matter how many keys you send.

          Estrogen receptors are:
          • Active decision-makers

          • Highly responsive to variation

          • Easily bored by repetition

            When you place your estrogen patch in the same spot over and over, receptors can:

            • Downregulate

            • Reduce absorption efficiency

            • Become less responsive locally

              Try this instead:

              Rotate thoughtfully:

              • Lower abdomen → opposite side

              • Upper outer glute → opposite side

              • Change regions every 2–3 months

                This respects receptor biology, not just convenience — and many women see steadier bloodwork as a result.

                🌮 Why Taco Bell Supreme Keeps Sending My Client to the ER

                This one’s funny… until it isn’t.

                My client:

                • Eats Taco Bell Supreme

                • Vomits violently

                • Ends up in the ER

                • Repeats the cycle

                  This is not food poisoning.

                  It’s a perfect biochemical storm.

                  🚨 The likely culprits:
                  1. Histamine overload
                  • Processed meats, cheese sauces, tomatoes, seasoning blends

                  • Common trigger in midlife, estrogen-dominant women

                  • Worse with gut permeability issues

                    Symptoms can include:

                    • Nausea

                    • Vomiting

                    • Dizziness

                    • Rapid heart rate

                    • ER-level reactions

                      (If wine suddenly wrecks you now — same category.)

                      2. Seed oils & emulsifiers
                      • Soybean oil, canola oil, stabilizers

                      • Increase gut permeability

                      • Let things into the bloodstream that don’t belong there

                        Your immune system sees that and hits the panic button.

                        3. Gluten + FODMAP spice combo

                        Even without celiac:

                        • Gluten increases zonulin

                        • Zonulin loosens gut lining

                        • Onion/garlic powders + spices irritate an already inflamed gut

                          This can trigger mast cell activation and full-body reactions.

                          4. Gallbladder slowdown
                          • Estrogen slows bile release

                          • High-fat meals require strong bile flow

                          • Sluggish bile → nausea → vomiting

                            So no — it’s not Taco Bell.

                            It’s the context.

                            đź§© What Do Leg Hair, Estrogen Patches & Taco Bell Have in Common?

                            They all point to the same truth:

                            Midlife isn’t about being fragile —

                            but it is less forgiving.

                            You can’t ignore:

                            • Receptor biology

                            • Gut health

                            • Hormonal context

                            • Metabolic signals

                              And you definitely can’t eat like a 22-year-old with a bulletproof liver anymore.

                              📣 A Quick Update: Muscle Month

                              Muscle Month has been postponed.

                              Not because I don’t love it — but because it requires:

                              • Me at home

                              • My full gym

                              • My full attention

                                And I refuse to run programs half-present and stressed.

                                👉 New target start: end of March

                                Dates will be updated at musclemonth.com

                                (You now have extra time to decide if building muscle properly — not accidentally losing it — matters to you.)

                                đź”— Final Bits
                                • New website: joannelee.com

                                • Supplements are live on the site

                                • Programs are always rotating — check what’s open

                                • You can always email me: [email protected]

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                                  Midlife MayhemBy joanne lee cornish