Legally Blunt

-Hannah found something that might ruin Jonny's life

-AFAF: Christmas lights before Remembrance Day...YAY OR NAY?

-Saying "GOODBYE" to a legend that Jonny thought was a robot

-Weird things found in a new house/during a renovation

-WITHERBEAT: Ruby Slippers Auction, FBI, "One Last Big Score"

-Rent Free: New Drinks and Rough Roasts

-DUMB CRIMINAL: 125 THOUSAND BAGUETTES

-WHAT'S APPENING: Pricey Zoom backgrounds

-MAILBAG: Do good and get free stuff

-Asparagus Fortune Teller

-Guided Meditation With Lil JON

In today's update...

 - Girl Mathing a $500 Christmas Tree

 - Jonny's cleaning hacks (don't listen to them)

 - Asking For A Friend: Is it shallow that I asked my Tinder Date for full body pics before our meetup?

 - Basic Bupdate: It's (ALMOST) the most wonderful time of the year!

In today's update... (EXTRA LONG.. bc why not)

 - A steamy voicenote from a listener that'll teach you how to blow

 - Netflix Holiday Movies that need help

 - Toxic Tuesday: My husband ate my post-surgery meals, and blamed it on my son

 - It's almost Spotify Wrapped szn! Stop listening to embarrassing music!

and more!

In today's 15-min update...

 - Crierball Whiskey is about to be pandered to a Sports Fan near you

 - Martha Stewart v Ryan Reynolds

 - The Election Watch Party that'll have you feeling stripped (emotionally, and physically)

and more!

-What to do with leftover Halloween candy

-AFAF: Not getting flowers because you keep asking for them

-Best sandwiches of all time

-Most googled slang terms of 2024

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

-The movies that traumatized you for life

-SURPRISE SERENADE: Drunk Munchies Dash

-Best Halloween costumes you ever had

-Basic BUPDATE: Starbucks is doing something unprecedented!

In today's 15-min update... 

 - Asking For A Friend: Is it weird that my BF is doing a couples costume with his female co-worker?

 - New ways to SPOOK treat-or-treaters with a Ring Doorbell camera

 - Tom Brady's not-so-subtle response to Gisele's pregnancy news

and more!

In today's 15-min update...

 - Which finger or toe would you rather get bitten off?

 - Toxic Tuesday: Science has determined the MOST COMMON PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS of a CHEATER

 - Top 10 Halloween Songs of All Time, number one is NOT A BANGER

 - This football team is keeping the lights on at Uncrustables HQ

and more!

In today's 15-min update...

 - The Best Moments from the Timothee Chalamet Lookalike Contest

 - Asking For A Friend: Pets in the bedroom.... Should you kick them out?

 - American Airlines' new technology will shame boarding line cutters!

and more!