Attorney Franz Borghardt returns from France with jet lag and hot takes on an audacious Louvre jewel heist. Borghardt dissects the crime that sounds like Ocean’s Twelve but played out more like a clumsy smash-and-grab. From cherry pickers to crown jewels, he explores the legal implications, international law, and the surprising ease of the theft. Plus, Franz shares insights on how antiquities laws and national sovereignty shape prosecution. It’s law, laughs, and larceny—served fresh with a side of McCafe and movie references.