How's the audio this week? Bad! Put at your VHS tapes in a bag and throw them into the river! This week, your heroes Rachel (she/hers) and Ari (they/them) dance right around any deep-seated emotional issues this episode might've touched on. Run so fast that your feelings can't catch you!

Also, we talk Red Dead 2: Redder and Deader, Ari yells about Disney for ten minutes, and wow we really, really tried to avoid talking about ourselves this episode, didn't we? Guess you've got to collect another 5 stars before you unlock our backstory! It's Legends in Review.

Content warning: We have a pretty in-depth talk about the hell that br*nies wrought, and it gets pretty nasty. Skip 40:49 - 47:11 to avoid the gory details.

We clawed our way out of hell just in time! On the heels of its spectacular(?) third season, Legends of Tomorrow is back, and so too, is this terrible podcast.

This week, your heroes Rachel (she/hers) and Ari (they/them)return to an episode that was promised to be "horny," and it sure was... kind of uncomfortable at parts! Tune in for what is probably like 45 minutes of Steelwave, fifteen minutes of other. Get ready to get hurt again - It's Legends in Review!

Hey kids, given that Venom's a dirty, naughty boy, we're gonna slap a listener discretion on this here podcast. We're gonna recommend you don't take a listen unless you are at least the big 1-8!

This is probably a film review. It's time to talk about that crazy, dirty boy, a friend to all, Venom! Your heroes Rachel (she/her) and Ari (they/them) give a five to one hundred star review of this masterpiece of cinema, a film which many are calling the "greatest love story of all time." Relive the magic in falling in love with Venom, a movie that is possibly still in theaters? I didn't check.

Lock your doors and board your windows, San Diego Comic Con has come for us all! In this recap of the annual festivities, your heroes Rachel (she/hers) and Ari (they/them) talk about Phil's soft, soft skin, the meeting with Brandon that left them both for dead, and Legends of Tomorrow news, I guess. But really, there's a lot of talk about skin in this one. Lotion up for safety.

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Coming in late and a little on fire, it's the season finale of Legends in Review! Your heroes Rachel (she/hers) and Ari (they/them) filmed a live broadcast over twitch on April 11th, and then Rachel got married and that takes up like, SO MUCH time, and anyway, this is the audio from the live show- The audio Phil doesn't want you to hear!

Tune in to our finale as we talk very, very little about the actual Legends of Tomorrow season finale, and mostly just freeform a live show.

It's Legends in Review! It cost $0.69 to print a color photo of Phil Klemmer. Nice

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Don't look now, but the penultimate episode of season 3 is coming at you at an alarming rate! We told you not to look! Tune in for this week's podcast, in which your heroes Rachel (she/hers) and Ari (they/them) discuss all the ways this episode was, ultimately, not as bad as it could've been- An achievement Legends should feel proud of. Plus the specific kind of person that has a John Noble kink, some talk about Fire Emblem's Baby Dimension, and the inevitable lawsuit Phil can expect from Wizards of the Coast.

It's Legends in Review! For some reason, people are listening to this!

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How much Yu gi oh can two podcast hosts discuss in order to avoid talking about Legends of Tomorrow? A pretty decent amount, it turns out. Tune in this week for a pointed discussion about clone narratives and the female body, all the awkward characterization that made us go, "Uh, what?" and just a whole lot of dread for what's coming up next.

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Have you ever spent your weeks going, "Wow, I really enjoy Legends in Review, but what I really think it needs is ten minutes of unrelated academic film history?" First of all, why are you thinking about us so much? And second, this week just so happens to be your lucky one! Tune in for a surprisingly in-depth discussion of horror, Legends vs tropes, and Sara Lance vs a very bald, very bad writer. Matt Ryan is here forever now! Our apologies.

It's Legends in Review, the only DCTV podcast that's only 5% DCTV content!

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Coming in hot not even 24 hours before the next week's episode airs, it's Legends in Review! Tune in to our Elvis episode for such things as a special guest visit in the cold open, a lot of Elvis talk. A lot. A ten minute Scooby Doo segment. Ari has audio issues! Rachel keeps typing throughout the episode. It adds depth. Legends of Tomorrow? What the hell is that?

Legends in Review- We sure do hate a lot of things to be running a podcast!

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You'd think that if you have two Damien Darhks, that they might cancel each other out and make one whole tolerable character- But you'd be wrong. Horribly, horribly wrong. This week, instead of dedicating the episode to Wally West, Legends of Tomorrow gave us two Damiens when I explicitly asked for none- A troublesome decision that has your heroes Rachel (she/hers) and Ari (they/them) looking far and wide for other things to talk about. Hope you were wondering what the Routh-Ford 2007 wedding was like, because you're about to find out.

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