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Welcome to LeMent Tonight, where host Bob welcomes comedian Cali Haan from Clean Mic. After some initial technical difficulties, the show kicks off with Cali's humorous anecdotes about her experiences, including being bullied by a coworker who resembles a hippie and her interactions at a sober support group. Cali shares her unique job as a forest fire lookout, detailing the challenges she faces with remote living and the monotony of her observations. The conversation shifts to her comedy career, particularly her involvement in Zoom comedy, which has become a platform for those with mobility or financial constraints. Throughout the show, Cali engages in comedic banter with Bob and the audience, discussing various topics and even participating in a game where they riff on words related to their assigned characters. The show wraps up with encouragement for Cali's comedic journey and a humorous reflection on her life experiences.

Cali Haan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoFLbwtKMSs

Bad AI Transcript

Hey, everybody. Welcome to Lament Tonight. You can all dance. Tonight's guest is Callie Hahn from Clean Mic on Thursdays at 11 o'clock Pacific here on Plausible. And I guess we'll get right toWelcome, everybody. Now we have some difficulties here for a couple minutes, but everything's working now. But not to the satisfaction of at least one audience member. But that's okay, right? There's no big deal. We're not going to let that ruin our night, are we? No? Everybody is so lively. I can't believe it. So Callie Hahn is here from Clean Mic. Callie and Kim do the Clean Mic show each week or almost each week. We'll put it that way, right? And Callie, why don't you go ahead and I'll bring you up on stage here. Thanks, Bob. Let's do the…Let's do some bits here. Hey,Super to see you. My name's Callie. I'm from Canada. And some nights you are so sexy, yeah? Young men stare at you left and right. You finish your piece of pizza, throw out the plate and realize, oh, those guys just wanted my pizza. Okay, cool. True story. True story. Let's get real right away. How about that? Yeah. I'm getting bullied at work. I'm getting bullied at work by a hippie. Yeah. I'm getting bullied by a guy that looks like Jesus. Okay. He's like, he's like, forgive them father, but never forgive Callie. You know, It's so weird when your enemy is a hippie because I thought my enemy was the man. I'm basically a hippie. I just have good taste. I try to turn the situation around. I say, hey man, the cosmos. Hey man, lava lamp. He just stares at me with long hair hate andUm, I think he wants to kick me too, but he only wears sandals. So who cares? Anyways, um, I even tried to apologize, but he hates it when I say words. So I try to say less and less words, even less and less letters. Like I say, hi, bye, huh, but you know, do you think that'll work? anyway also I got problems at my support group, at my sober support group is a mean lady, Linda, who hates me, but the support group gives free coffee and muffins. So I keep going back, you know and I know Linda hates me because if I speak again if I speak she digs her fingers into her muffin so hard. that it breaks. Yeah. So for a while I felt so bad inside. I was like, sorry, Linda. No, sorry, sorry, sorry. But then one day I was like, Oh, wait a minute. What makes you so great, Linda? Like everyone here crappy, you know? So, so then I had so much, uh, support group coffee. I felt suicidal, homicidal, but not towards Linda. No, I wanted toMurder the coffee. Yeah. And then I prayed. Yeah, I prayed. I prayed for Linda. I said, dear God, please make Linda relapse so she doesn't come anymore. Yeah, and Linda switched groups, so cool. And now I eat Linda's muffin because that's what God wants, clearly. Yeah, I wish my enemies knew I'm so, so very spiritual, you know, like don't you miss those old school Jesus days when everything was a miracle, you know, like in one story,