Welcome to LeMent Tonight, where host Bob welcomes comedian Cali Haan from Clean Mic. After some initial technical difficulties, the show kicks off with Cali’s humorous anecdotes about her experiences, including being bullied by a coworker who resembles a hippie and her interactions at a sober support group. Cali shares her unique job as a forest fire lookout, detailing the challenges she faces with remote living and the monotony of her observations. The conversation shifts to her comedy career, particularly her involvement in Zoom comedy, which has become a platform for those with mobility or financial constraints. Throughout the show, Cali engages in comedic banter with Bob and the audience, discussing various topics and even participating in a game where they riff on words related to their assigned characters. The show wraps up with encouragement for Cali’s comedic journey and a humorous reflection on her life experiences.

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Hey, everybody. Welcome to Lament Tonight. You can all dance. Tonight’s guest is Callie Hahn from Clean Mic on Thursdays at 11 o’clock Pacific here on Plausible. And I guess we’ll get right to
Welcome, everybody. Now we have some difficulties here for a couple minutes, but everything’s working now. But not to the satisfaction of at least one audience member. But that’s okay, right? There’s no big deal. We’re not going to let that ruin our night, are we? No? Everybody is so lively. I can’t believe it. So Callie Hahn is here from Clean Mic. Callie and Kim do the Clean Mic show each week or almost each week. We’ll put it that way, right? And Callie, why don’t you go ahead and I’ll bring you up on stage here. Thanks, Bob. Let’s do the…
Let’s do some bits here. Hey,
Super to see you. My name’s Callie. I’m from Canada. And some nights you are so sexy, yeah? Young men stare at you left and right. You finish your piece of pizza, throw out the plate and realize, oh, those guys just wanted my pizza. Okay, cool. True story. True story. Let’s get real right away. How about that? Yeah. I’m getting bullied at work. I’m getting bullied at work by a hippie. Yeah. I’m getting bullied by a guy that looks like Jesus. Okay. He’s like, he’s like, forgive them father, but never forgive Callie. You know, It’s so weird when your enemy is a hippie because I thought my enemy was the man. I’m basically a hippie. I just have good taste. I try to turn the situation around. I say, hey man, the cosmos. Hey man, lava lamp. He just stares at me with long hair hate and
Um, I think he wants to kick me too, but he only wears sandals. So who cares? Anyways, um, I even tried to apologize, but he hates it when I say words. So I try to say less and less words, even less and less letters. Like I say, hi, bye, huh, but you know, do you think that’ll work? anyway also I got problems at my support group, at my sober support group is a mean lady, Linda, who hates me, but the support group gives free coffee and muffins. So I keep going back, you know and I know Linda hates me because if I speak again if I speak she digs her fingers into her muffin so hard. that it breaks. Yeah. So for a while I felt so bad inside. I was like, sorry, Linda. No, sorry, sorry, sorry. But then one day I was like, Oh, wait a minute. What makes you so great, Linda? Like everyone here crappy, you know? So, so then I had so much, uh, support group coffee. I felt suicidal, homicidal, but not towards Linda. No, I wanted to
Murder the coffee. Yeah. And then I prayed. Yeah, I prayed. I prayed for Linda. I said, dear God, please make Linda relapse so she doesn’t come anymore. Yeah, and Linda switched groups, so cool. And now I eat Linda’s muffin because that’s what God wants, clearly. Yeah, I wish my enemies knew I’m so, so very spiritual, you know, like don’t you miss those old school Jesus days when everything was a miracle, you know, like in one story, such a beautiful story, all the fishes lined up by the beach. And they had their heads sticking out of the water. And they were lined up from shortest to tallest. So in the front was little minnows all the way back to big whales. And they were gathered to hear St. Francis speak about divine love. Today the fish are dead in a McDonald’s sandwich. Today the fish are sticks. Yeah, they’re fish sticks. Yeah.
Mmm, delicious. Okay, thank you. That’s my set, and I’m rocking it back to Bob. All right. Thank you, Callie. Hey, very good job. I was thinking for a minute that maybe you were referring to one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish instead of Jesus, but it could be your Bible. I don’t know. Maybe it is Dr. Seuss. But thank you very much. That was fantastic. Yeah, thank you. Well, that’s nice that you compared it to Dr. Seuss. What an honor. Yeah, I’m trying to dumb it down like that much. Oh my goodness. That’s funny. So we’ll have a quick commercial and we’ll be right back here with Callie. Callie can tell us some more stuff, okay? Here, watch this. It may be familiar.
supposed to be making noise, but apparently it’s not going
And it’s backwards. That’s even better.
Should we narrate it? Yes, Bob. No, no. Yes.
have to do this guy, Will. Traffic is bad. It’s real bad. Traffic’s bad.
why you need clean comedy. AI is going to take over the world, but not tonight, apparently. That’s right. I did that about 15 minutes ago and it’s backwards and you can’t hear it. So that’s all good. It’ll get funnier. Well, so Callie, I, I, I don’t know you extremely well, but I have been on, let’s see, where was I at? You and I were on something together and I felt not, I don’t know if you, maybe you were doing a bit or not. I took it that this is really true, but you work for the forestry service of some kind. I do. Yeah. I’m working now as a lookout observer. I am a forest fire lookout. Yeah. Yeah. I, I believe that. And then tonight, whenever I was getting, you know, doing that crappy AI thing, I’m like, wait a minute. Maybe she was not, maybe she was just being funny. No, that’s real.
Because you were in the tower whenever you were doing the thing here and you were in the tower and you’re like, wait a minute, I have to go look for a fire. Yeah. So how does one, well, unfortunately in Canada right now, there are fires in the forest that have been happening for a while. So how does one get to be A forest fire lookout person. It’s not that hard because it’s not that popular. There’s not like a big test or anything? No, no. They kind of, yeah, they make it idiot proof. They have to be idiot proof. Because I’m up here for four months straight by myself. Are you there now? Yeah, I’m still there now. Oh, okay. Well, I couldn’t tell because your background was different from the last time I saw you. This is my Italian terrace background. Oh, wow. What you do is you hide the doorknob with a rose. Oh. That’s the doorknob. I didn’t even realize until now you pointed that out. So how do you get Wi-Fi up there?
It’s cool. We have like super… I have like some kind of super power Wi-Fi satellite situation. Oh, okay. Like Skylake or whatever? Yes. Oh, my. Normally it goes out a lot, but this year I haven’t had it out at all. Oh, wow. So it’s getting better then. Yeah. So you beat out the competition for this job to be a fire lookout. Now… how thick is the training pamphlet for this job? How much did you have to study? They actually did do a good training course. I did like an eight day training course. Wow. Eight days. A town called Hinton. Industrial town. And, uh, in Northern Alberta. Well, maybe middle Alberta basically, but might as well be Northern. And, uh, yeah, it’s good to go to thick binder, uh,
And you learn, so you have to basically tell weather and you just have to have, you have to be obsessive, I guess. That’s one quality because you obsessively stare at the land. But this year has been incredibly wet and cloudy. So like half of the time, my lookout has been enshrouded in clouds. Oh, really? Not much I can see. So then what, what do you, what’s the notation for the day? Can’t see? Oh, It’s called Obscured. Obscured. Yep. That’s good. That could be the name of your band while you’re up there. You got a harmonica and you can start recording some music as Obscured. Yeah, it’s kind of like my jokes too. So you have a lot of time to think, I’m guessing. Too much. Because you’re, I mean, you don’t get to go home at night. You’re just there.
Yeah. I get helicopter food once a month. And that’s, I see people like for 10 minutes. Yeah. What, so what comes in the care package? What kind of goodies do you get as part of this gig? Well, actually I bought, well, it’s all me like, no, well, whatever I give myself, Bob. Oh, you get to order it. Yeah. I gave myself these Lego flowers. Oh, I love those. We actually have some of those at home. Those are very good. Yeah, because they don’t die. Yeah. Will cannot believe it’s a Lego. I can see in his eyes. Do you believe it? I’m like, I would have had for Popeye’s chicken, but anyway. Unlimited. Unlimited. You’re thinking about the food drop. That’s all that’s in your mind, Will. Yes.
So do you get to make your grocery list then? Do you type it in? Yeah, you do on an online platform right now. Right now I don’t have a lot of food actually and I’m kind of mad. I’m pretty mad about it. Do they give you a budget for this or do you just get whatever you want? I pay for the food. What? What? I told you it’s not popular. So you’re buying your own food remotely and you’re paying outrageous Instacart fees to get it flown in. No, no, no. I’m not paying for the helicopter. Oh, okay. Good. Thank God. Yeah. Well, that’s interesting. I would assume that they would pay for the food to be honest with you. Yeah. That would be good. Maybe you would assume that as well when you signed up and then it didn’t happen and you’re like, well. The government’s not waste. Like somebody asked me, oh, you’re going to get it.
so much government money or, you know, the, here goes the government again. You know, I was like, not at all, not at all. It’s like you cut, you pack money a little bit because of nothing to buy around here. There’s no $8 Starbucks every morning. So you’re good on that. And you can’t go out to lunch. And you starve your ADD. So now I kind of can focus. Yeah. Really? Pretty good. Yeah. Would you recommend it to other people? Like if you said, somebody said, hey, I’d really like to have some time to myself. You go, hey, sign up. I’d recommend it to almost no one. I don’t know. Really? Maybe Linda? Linda. I’ll send Linda. Yeah. Okay. Now, because I mean, to me, it sounds a bit fast. And I suppose if you were wanting to write a novel. Yeah. This might be a good job for that. It is for that. Yeah. Especially this year, because very little observing happens.
going on with all the weather and yeah like you could write two novels really yeah it’s very good for that kind of people super like it’s so funny too because the other lookouts we like we we kind of try to be friends but they’re all like super introverted I’m busy. Kelly, I can’t talk. I’m busy. You’re like What in the hell are you doing? I’m doing nothing. Wow. Yeah. I don’t know what they’re. I guess you guys did not have a big zoom meeting every day or something. No, not even really like, cause no, there’s a tiny little kind of audio meeting on hazardous days. But other than that, like that’s the cool thing about is no one’s bugging me here at all about anything. Yeah. Yeah.
What if, so what do you do? Like if you checked out a few books at the library and then, Oh, I’m gone for four months. Just keep them, Bob. Okay. You can’t find me. You might rack up. I don’t know. You might rack up at least a loony or a toonie by the time you get back. Got to use my alias. My many. Yeah. Your alias. Well, so. Well, Callie, obviously you’re taking, you’re using your time to think up some comedy. You host the Clean Mike here on Plausible. So, I mean, you’re doing that, right? Yeah, that’s, you know, the Zoom comedy is amazing. I wasn’t really aware of it. I knew a little bit about it from Deirdre Wallace. I don’t know who Deirdre is. Yeah.
So she, she’s a disabled comedian. So she has a hard time getting to live mics because a lot of them aren’t accessible. So she started a lot of zoom mics in, in the pandemic and she has continued them because they really suit anyone who’s like me remote or has mobility issues or financial constraints or anything like that. Like zoom comedy situation is quite interesting actually. Yeah, it is, isn’t it? Yeah. Totally. So do you, so like, would you say in a, in an average week, how many times do you, you know, perform virtually? Right now there’s like a contest that I’m doing like 31 and 31, but I’m, I’m over it right now. I’m probably, I’ve probably done 20 shows in the last, in the, this month online. So it’s like two or something. Not that it shows, but I do. Yeah.
Right. But this is an unusual month is what you’re telling me. Well, it’s just for you got to do a mic every day to do the contest. So many days off and new material every time. No. Oh, okay. Just checking. I tend to do a lot of new material because I get so bored so quick. Yeah. Yeah. Are you one of the notebook people where you have everything written down like in a spiral notebook? Will’s looking at me as if he wants to get back to the food conversation. Sorry, Will. No, you’re good. I’m listening. I’ll chime in when I’m spoken to. Okay. Very interesting. So are you with a spiral notebook community? Note cards. I love the Oh, okay, like 3×5? Or 4×6? Well, I forgot. I’m talking Imperial. You’re all metric. What would a metric 3×5 card be? Somebody do a calculation for me. No. Don’t. Thank you, Will. Will is doing hand signals the size of a note card. Okay.
So then do you keep them like an old recipe box or what do you do? You know, I know that, I think it was, I read that Jerry Seinfeld does this and he makes notes on the corners and color codes them and so forth. Am I making this up? I don’t know. I know he does the yellow legal pads. Okay, he’s the legal pad guy. There’s somebody else that does the note cards then. It was Joan Rivers, of course. Oh, Joan Rivers. Oh, of course. Type wrote hers, and she has a big cabinet in her New York penthouse or whatever. Yeah, that’s right. I know I heard a story about somebody who was very meticulous about all the material and then raided it and then had dates on it and everything. Yeah. So you are a note card person. Would you say that the comedy world is divided into –
Yellow legal pad people and note card people? No, none of us are like that. Everybody does their phone. Oh, everybody’s on the phone now. Yeah, then they make fun of you for having a card. Well, I mean, come on. Well, you can charge your phone. It’s not like you’ve got to make your one charge last for four months. I don’t like see people look at their phone on the stage too much, you know, like it’s like, Oh, gotcha. I see. It looks, but looking at a, looking at a card that’s about the size of a phone is perfectly. Okay. I don’t do that. I write my set of my hand. Oh, okay. Like more like an outline kind of a situation. Yeah. Hold that handbag. It was, I think I saw on it. Oh, okay.
thought maybe that what you just did tonight was on there and it said fish stick. So whenever you were younger, did you ever think, you know, when I get older, I’m going to be in a watchtower writing Yeah, if only I had thought ahead at all. I didn’t know you were supposed to do that. You had no aspirations and then all of a sudden you just woke up one day and you’re like, I guess I better order some groceries for the helicopter to bring because I’m hungry. Yeah, just let the wind kind of blow me around. Really? Yeah. Kind of. Just, you know, just having talked to you for this time and then the last time, I can’t remember what we were on together, but I thought that doesn’t strike me. I thought you probably were much more. I was in like survival mode, kind of. Like I was like a basically street kid. So, yeah. So like my big ambition was move from dumpster diving to high class shoplifting.
Oh, how’d that go? Well, yeah, it’s not a good long-term plan. Oh, okay. I think it sounds pretty good if you ask me. Yeah, you just got to keep moving up in the world. Yeah. Whatever your station. High-class shoplifting. I mean, that’s like Winona Ryder territory. Oh, yeah. I was going for like health food stores. Oh, what would you shoplift at a health food store? Yeah, I was doing health food stores. How much protein powder does one person need? She got all the kale. Got a bunch of cliff bars stuffed in my shoes. Cucumbers ain’t safe around me, motherfucker. Well, Callie, I think that it’s great that destiny has brought you here at least to talk to us, you know, the other parts with the dumpster diving and the shoplifting, the statute of limitations is probably, well, it’s dumpster diving. Who cares? The shoplifting is where they try to get you. So I think you’re going to be fine. Thanks. It’s been a little while, hasn’t it? It has. Yeah. Oh, good. I went straight. Go straight kids. Yeah. Go straight. Go in the middle of the forest.
climb a tower. There’s no elevators, is there? These things. No, there are 100 foot towers. A lot of them. And you gotta climb all wow your gross. Do they just, the helicopter drop the groceries off on the deck or anything, or you gotta bring those all up? No, you actually usually have a cabin and then you have another separated tower. Oh, okay. So you don’t have to stay in the tower the whole time. No. Oh, that’s good. But it’s pretty crazy. You have like crazy storms going around you, like lightning bolts shooting around the tower. Wow. I got actually stuck yesterday behind like a wall of rock because I got caught in a lightning storm and there were lightning bolts shooting down the valley wall, you know, right in front of me. Pretty wild. I think that’s what Linda’s doing. Linda wished lightning upon you. I think, yeah.
It all comes back to you, right? Yeah, you got to be careful what you wish for. Miles Paddle over there, I know for sure that he wished some negative things on somebody and it’s not helping him. I wanted to ask what happened to the wolf? Oh, right. Yeah, you had a wolf in your picture. Was that dead? Yeah. It’s so crazy because all the offices of the forestry ministry here, they have dead animals in them. Wild animals. Yeah. It’s kind of very, very fascinating. Yeah. Big creatures on the walls. Holy wah. Yeah. Weird. Yeah. We’re going to take another quick break and then we will come back and we’ll play a game with everybody. How’s that? That sound good. Yeah. Oh, what does it sound like? Well,
The movie Saw. You said, we’re going to play a game. We’re going to play a game. What’s the name of that character? I can’t remember. Jigsaw. Jigsaw, right. We’re going to play a game. I’m like, wait a minute. We check my door before we do this. Will, stay right there. We’re going to play a game when we come back. All right. Gary Lyman and the Fleetones are going to play us a little song here. All right. Take it away, Gary.
two, three, four. Are we supposed to sing the song, too? If you know the words. I don’t know if you can keep pace with Gary. I don’t know if you can keep pace with Gary. I don’t know if you can keep pace with Gary. Well, this is part of our difficulty, too.
but yeah that was, uh, but that’s all right. So we’re gonna play a game, Will, that i call word spew. And so i’m going to, I’ll give each one of you, everybody can play, an identity that you have to emulate, right? And then i’m just going to throw random words at you and then you have to talk about them. So for example, I’ll say, Miles, you’re a Benedictine monk, and the word is calligraphy. What would you have to say about that? Don’t do it right now, Miles. We don’t need to hear your soliloquy on calligraphy. It’s all very free-flowing. Hey, dumb mine down a little bit, okay? That sounds a little bit too much. Benedictine monk and calligraphy. Dumb mine down a lot, okay? What the fuck? I’m a
But I knew some words. Oh, my goodness. So I’m going to go to AI, and it’s going to randomly give me your characters and then the words. Who’s going first? Ladies first. Ladies first. So, uh, Right. Wow. When you ask AI to give you three characters, it really gets into it. It leans into it. I’ll put it that way. Oh, boy. So, Miles, you are a gardener in a like a city gardener. So you have an urban garden. Okay. Okay. Callie, you are a tattoo artist. as well as an amateur historian. See what I’m saying? It really leaned into this. Emphasis on amateur, yeah. Well, you are a baker with synesthesia. What did you say at the end? I said you are a baker with synesthesia. You know damn well, see, this is… Okay, I’ll say it another way. You are a baker who is a perfectionist to the point of making everybody crazy. How’s that? All right.
Let’s roll with it. God damn. You know, God damn well I don’t know what that means. I’m 43 years old, by the way. If I was to call one of my friends right now and bet $1,000 that they didn’t know it, I would win. All right, I’m going to get the words now. We’re bringing up the words. I’m with you. I’m with you. All right, here we go. So let’s see what we get. Come on. That’s taking its time. Okay. Miles, you are the gardener, city gardener. And your word is resilient. What would you talk, if I used the word resilient to a city gardener, what would they say? My cucumbers are resilient. Even though people like to come by and touch them.
Oh my, okay. Yeah, I probably shouldn’t have gave you that one. All right, legacy. We’re moving on. Callie. You are the historian, the tattoo artist historian. Callie’s got a pen. I wanted you guys to take notice that Callie is actually taking this seriously and has a note card and a pen. Your word is legacy. Legacy, yeah. All right. Let’s talk tattoos. Let’s talk a real legacy on your body. There you go. Will, would you like a Napoleon tattoo? Honestly, I’ve never seen a Napoleon tattoo, but unless it was Napoleon Dynamite. Best movie ever. Anyway. That’s good. That’s very good, Callie. All right. So let’s go to Will. And your word is intricate. Now, remember, you’re our perfectionist baker. And your word is intricate. I was very intricate in pulling up on my cousin because he owe me $50. That was very easy. Give me something.
Well, now he gets all, you know, fully hubris after the last thing. All right. Let’s do another round. Let’s do another round. Miles, the city gardener. Community. Ah, yeah. I started gardening after I graduated from community college with a degree in chrysanthemum. What? Chrysanthemums. That’s right. A degree in AA and chrysanthemums. Yeah. The 20th century miles. All right. Allie, you remember a tattoo historian. Vibrant is your word. Vibrant. Okay. You know, I like to depict, um, Revolutions, back pieces, vibrant colors. Yeah. Let’s do the American Civil War on your Bob back. Oh, my back? Okay. The terrible thing is you could probably do a couple of good battles on my back, I’m sure. Pop a brush. You will. All right. Remember, Perfectionist Baker, yours is transformation. Oh. I’m transformation into quitting this job I’m at. Or I could be transformation into
Whooping somebody ass that owes me $75. I’m too real. You know what? Both are true. All right, let’s go. I get on the tank top for a reason. And I work out, so it is what it is. I didn’t say angry baker. It’s a perfectionist baker. Synesthesia. Do you guys want to go one more? I still got some more words up here. Let’s go back to you, Miles. Remember, city gardener. Yes. Roots. Roots. You think a gardener would have something to say about roots, for Christ’s sake. Roots. Roots. Roots, yes, yes, roots. Roots are below us, Bob. They’re not above us. They’re below us. Roots, yes, roots. That’s it, okay, keeping it simple. Yes. All right, Callie, tattoo artist historian, whispering, whispering. Yeah, in history, like, there was a lot of backroom whispering, you know, like…
Wow, you tied it to the back as well. Miles, on your back, let’s put a Swiss… Army knife? Army knife. Yeah, we’re going to put a Swiss-numbered bank account situation. So he could never see it? He could never get into his bank account because it’s on his back? Would it be on my cheeks? Oh, my goodness. Okay. That’s interesting. I don’t know. All right. Are you ready, Will? Our perfectionist baker? Wait a minute. Y’all got another one for me? I got one more for you. Last one while you’re wrapping us up here on this words view. Give me something. All of y’all give me something. Ephemeral. What the fuck? I don’t know what it really is. I don’t know what ephemeral is. I don’t know what ephemeral is. It means kind of fleeting. Things are ephemeral, so they’re like here today, gone tomorrow. My baby mama.
I don’t hate her. I’m just saying. She’s very liberal, huh? Yeah. I’ll be on the skateboard and she can go. But yeah, I’m standing on that bet. Let’s go. All right. Thank you. Thank you. Hey, thanks, everybody. Round of applause for everyone. Fantastic riffing on the words and playing your characters. There you go. Although, Will, I’m not so sure you were baking anything, but that’s okay. Maybe in a different sense. I like that he threw his job out immediately. Right, exactly. I’m not even doing this. I’m not dealing with that. So… This is the point in the show. We have an audience of two here. I mean, we’ve talked to Callie about her process, her comedy, her job, how she got here. Was there any burning questions that Will, you, or Miles had for Callie based upon what we just talked about? Not burning questions. It was like, Callie, keep doing what you’re doing.
Oh, it’s just encouragement. It’s not even a… Don’t change. Whatever’s on the top of your mind and is… What do you call it? A savage? Keep being a savage. Don’t change for nobody. That’s fantastic. That’s great advice, Will. You may need to be doing a column or something. An advice column. I hope y’all show up There you go. By the way. There you go. That’s what you should call it, Will’s advice. No, I call it home, what do I call it? Homebody Life Podcast. Oh, there you go. Saturday night. It’s on here. There you go. Yeah. She’s funny as hell. She’s like, she don’t give a fuck. I’m like, keep it going. And you too. Everybody apparently on here don’t give a fuck, but he’s trying to be nice. Stop being nice. That’s my advice to everybody. That’s a T-shirt right there, Will. Get that up on the spring tier or whatever it is. What was the octopus? I can’t remember. Miles, anything in your head there that you’re like, hey, why didn’t Bob ask this question? No, I don’t know.
I don’t think I could do Kelly’s job because I don’t think I could be by myself for that long. I’d probably end up like The Shining or something. You’re a strong person. I like that. And I’m jealous because you just can have lots of time to think about your comedy and work on it. That’s when I get my best ideas, when I’m by myself. But you couldn’t be, but you just said you couldn’t be by yourself. So you have no good ideas of what you’re trying to say. That’s right. I have no good ideas though. But if I was like for real, like, you know, like in this, you know, uh, forest thing though, you know what I’m saying? No. Okay. I see what you’re saying. Yeah. All right. I was wondering where you guys are miles. Where are you located? Uh, he’s in nowhere as well. Hey, come on. Shut up, man. No, I, uh,
I’m here in Iowa, but my great-grandfather was from Canada, so we could be related. So I’m just saying. It’s not that small a country. Yeah, it is. Canada is a big-ass country. There’s only about 10,000 people up there. There’s only 10,000 people. Oh, my goodness. I’m from St. Louis, by the way, in case you were curious. Yeah, I was going to ask you, too. Will, where are you again? Where are you at, Will? I’m from Memphis, Tennessee. All right. Nice. Fantastic. Hey, guys. This is great. Y’all got to play for me. We’re in a war zone out here. People getting killed. Anyway, but thank you for playing with me. Will’s going to give us the report there from Memphis. People are getting killed in Memphis right now?
Literally. Not me. I got my money up, so I stay in a decent. I used to stay in the hood. I used to stay in the hood. I don’t stay in the hood no more. I’m like, I’m out the way. I’m like, I don’t know these niggas. Fuck me. I ain’t been to pretend with y’all. I’m up here in my comfy king’s ass bed. been to watch a Marvel movie and go to bed. Are you jealous that, well, we’re down in the States, you’re up in Canada in the forest. We’re in Canada. What’s that? We’re in Canada. Oh, we’re in Canada, are you? There’s another voice all of a sudden. Smile’s wife. My wife, yes, she’s butting into it again. She wants to know where you’re from, where you’re at. What’s her name? She doesn’t have one. Daisy. It’s Daisy, yes. I’m in the Alberta Rockies. How far? You know, Bret Hart, the hit man. I love wrestling. I’m sorry. Is that by Dildo? It’s the Hart Foundation.
Yeah! Is that by dildo? I’ll put a piece in the whatever. What’s happening? Is it farther north than Calgary, right? Yeah, a little bit. Not too far north of Calgary? I’m kind of by Jasper City, which is really beautiful, and everyone must go to Jasper. See, there you go. Jasper’s nice. Well, I’ve been to Calgary, so that’s why I didn’t ask that. gonna get it i know the sharpshooter you gonna get that motherfucker keep playing well uh everybody thanks for being here. Thanks for your questions, Callie. Thank you. Thank you very much for doing a set for us and, uh, and, you know, enlightening us to, uh, some of your problems with other people in your group and the fact that, uh, The world is turned against the Lord and just basically makes all his creatures into square edibles. And that’s fine, too. That’s fine. That’s fine. It’s delicious. You guys aren’t going to hear this, but we’re going to play the closing music. Take it away, Gary.
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