Lenny's Hardware Store

Lenny's Hardware Store episodes

January 09, 2022 The Snow Shovel
Snow Shovel Versus Snow Blower.
5 min
November 14, 2021 10,000 Lights and Counting
Christmas can be more than the number of lights on the house.
5 min
November 14, 2021 A Real Christmas Tree
Nothing like a real tree for the true Christmas experience. Full disclosure....we still use a fake one.
5 min
October 16, 2021 The Tree Stump
Taking out an old tree stump in the backyard must be done safely. It can be a hazard to your health...or your neighbors.
5 min
September 16, 2021 The Old Couch
Moving a couch into the basement by yourself isn't as easy as it sounds.
5 min
September 09, 2021 The New Room
How the junk piles up when we're not looking.
5 min
September 03, 2021 The Heating Bill
Threats from the gas company can be scary.
4 min
August 26, 2021 Painting the House
The first and last time I ever painted a house.
5 min
August 19, 2021 The Illegal Toilet
After the advent of low-flush toilets, the older models had to be purchased behind closed doors.
5 min
August 13, 2021 The Kitchen Faucet
Finding out that getting the old one out can be more than half the battle.
4 min

From the publisher's feed

A series of humor columns I wrote for a hardware distribution company newsletter. Not meant as actual self-help advice but more for laughs. (I hope)