Leo – Stoner Astrological Horoscope

Stoner Leo the hazy days of 2021 are coming to a close.  As with many points during this chaotic year, December will ring true:  You need to find your inner chill my proud Lion. Celestial influence in the first Winter month will bring cosmic winds of obsession and conflict.  But with the sacred herb you … Continue reading Leo Stoner Horoscope December →

My kind, loving, loud-smoking Leo, you are the leader of the stoner Zodiac pride. Equally confident, and chronic loving; ready to light up, and light the way whenever your cannabis companions need guidance. But, this month, you will likely find that you are the one who needs someone to lean on. And just like when … Continue reading Leo Stoner Horoscope November →

Stoner Leo, the theme of October is to manage expectations. Others EXPECT you to be the roaring, reefer-loving Lion; ready to light one up, and lead your fellow stoner Zodiac up through the haze to higher planes. Right now, at this moment, what you need to focus on most are the expectations you have for … Continue reading Leo Stoner Horoscope October →

Stoner Leo in many ways September will play out like a choose-your-own-adventure tale.  As you are the author of your own story, attention must be paid early in the month to manifest positivity so you don’t write a nightmarish chapter. Seriously stoner Lion.  Toke time early in the month to meditate with the sacred herb.  … Continue reading Leo Stoner Horoscope September →

Stoner Leo let’s get lit in August!  Universal influence will be beaming with sunny rays that accentuate the traits of the stoner Lion.  As long as you mind your self reflection, expansive progress and smokin good times are assured in the final Summer month. The leader of the stoner Zodiac must be confident and certain.  … Continue reading Leo Stoner Horoscope August →

It’s good to be the stoner Lion of the Zodiac.  July will be a blessed period for the stoner Leo.  Communication skills will be accentuated by celestial influence.  The highest reaches of the stoner Leo will only be limited by their cosmic imagination. Puff puff pass on the anxiety this month stoner Leo.  Your brilliant … Continue reading Leo Stoner Horoscope July →

Stoner Leo the first Summer month is finally here.  There are sure to be many smoke sessions to cloud your terrestrial travels this month.  But the driving nature of your connection to the cannabis crew will be changed during this time period.  Don’t worry my prideful Lion, I do not have deep internal meditations of … Continue reading Leo Stoner Horoscope June →

Stoner Leo you are a social creature by nature, and recent times may have prohibited you from fulfilling your craving for meeting new four-twenty friendly faces. Don’t fret my fiery Lion! The days are heating up, and so too is the opportunity to substantially expand your smoke circle. Some interactions will be brief, lasting only … Continue reading Leo Stoner Horoscope May →

The natural habitat for the stoner Lion is out on the terrestrial plane leading the pack.  This month your charm and enthusiasm will be best focused internally.  Although this may seem like a negative premonition due to your natural state of being, it is very much in concert for the Zodiac leadership of the stoner … Continue reading Leo Stoner Horoscope April →

Be prepared for an interesting start to the Spring season stoner Leo.  The month of March will bring with it a sense of tranquility amongst your cannabis companions. The cold winter months are nearly over, and with the warmer weather comes even warmer relationships. Though be forewarned, stoner Lion, the entrance to Spring will begin … Continue reading Leo Stoner Horoscope March →