If you're tuning in because you think this will somehow be an audible version of soft porn, my apologies, but you'll be let down.

If you're tuning in expecting to have a blow-by-blow (enjoy the pun!) tutorial on how to get the best oral sex, you'll also be let down. Besides, a tutorial on this kind of manner needs to be less audible, more visual, amiright? 

But if you're keen for a general chat, then pop those headphones in my friends & hit play.