Emily and Ky are the streets, and they are here with absolutely no warning to talk about a whiny unicorn with regret, a horny butterfly, a little wizard twink, and a tree’s tits. It’s Peter S. Beagle’s modern classic turned 80’s kids trauma fuel, The Last Unicorn! Who is the Red Bull? Was Molly Grue queer? Is innocence something to celebrate? Does Ky need to watch this movie again? Is love worth it? Obviously, no one can know. But you can know which character dies so abruptly that Emily can’t stop laughing about it! “Listen! Listen! Don’t listen to me, listen!”