This week, we go deep on Coke vs. Pepsi, why Canada Dry has a chokehold on Canadians, and how logos trick our brains. We also spiral into Elon Musk’s daddy issues, Trump’s campaign like it’s a Netflix show, and yes — the Cybertruck is still ugly. Then we accidentally learn stuff about health, pleasure, therapy, and why Pokemon cards are somehow still a thing. Oh, and we end with tortoise penises.