Jordan and Antonio catch up after time apart with a quick Golden Globe early reaction and jokes about parleys on war, and dive into that one time Anto drank breast milk "by accident."

Kicking off the year by bouncing from New Year’s chaos to family dinners, real estate headaches, and wildly unnecessary debates about Clue. Along the way, they spiral into politics, oil, off-grid living, bartering in a post-apocalyptic world, and whether masculinity is having a branding crisis. The guys also break down movie marketing, music in films, fire safety in crowded venues (for some reason), and take a few loving shots at Avatar.

Jordan and Antonio chat the chaos of the holidays—family dynamics, questionable gift choices, and the emotional minefield that is food. From viral food trends and Costco culture to travel perks and airport lounge logic, they bounce between light-hearted takes and real reflections. The conversation drifts into masculinity, relationships, and the growing pressure on men to “have it all figured out,” eventually landing on big questions about parenthood, communication, and the future of family life. Funny, honest, and surprisingly thoughtful—classic Don’t Be Sorry energy.

Jordan and Antonio bounce from comedy and content creation to revenge fantasies, sales ethics, and why social media feels like a full-time job. They mix real talk about family, work, and authority with absurd tangents on science, body image, and the chaos behind filming movies. One minute it’s deep reflections on money, respect, and morality — the next it’s unfiltered jokes about sex scenes and wild animals on set.

Jordan and Antonio bounce between comedy and commentary as they unpack everything from chaotic pet ownership to identity theft, fame, and cultural representation. The conversation hits sports hard—breaking down the NFL, injuries, team politics, and the lingering Colin Kaepernick debate—before shifting to pop culture, including Golden Globe nominees, award-show bias, and what Hollywood really celebrates.

Jordan's finally done competing in Seattle and brings home the 4th place finals showing. The boys chat gaming and the impact of too many hours, and not enough time, plus the Netflix merger and what it means for the changing nature of the movie business. Then jump into Clooney's newest movie before landing on how the audience vs performer feels about having writers.

Jordan and Antonio catch up on everything from trying to bounce back from injuries to how annoying it is when gaming ruins—or saves—relationships. They get into why football is basically a soap opera for guys, how to stay safe when people get grabby in public, and why AI might actually steal your job… but not your personality. From dying steel towns to the emotional hangover of blue-collar life, the boys talk about what gets lost when whole communities fade out—and somehow still end up scouting talent in women’s sports like they’re running an underground draft combine.

Jordan and Antonio break down the chaos of doing a comedy competition in Seattle—from the cost of living to backstage pressure and hotel-room cooking hacks. Then they jump into just how successful The Rock is as an actor. The episode rounds out with takes on Jacob Elordi’s career choices, masculinity and height in pop culture, modern Frankenstein stories, and the hype (and controversy) around the new Michael Jackson biopic.

We go from childhood memories and weird dreams to high-stakes video games and the wild instincts of nature. Then somehow end up talking about caviar, priests, and the moral chaos of nuclear war — with a detour through the Fast & Furious universe, obviously. It’s part comedy, part therapy, and entirely us trying to make sense of the world one tangent at a time.

This episode we talk about everything from home inspections and sex robots to weird medical stories and why getting older hits different. There’ a bit of chaos, and way too much honesty about pain, parenting, drinking, and health stuff (including Jordan’s one-kidney saga). Basically, it’s us trying to make sense of life.