The magic, the mystery, the phenomenon. This week we are discussing the vampiric cultural goliath that was The Twilight Saga.

Have either of us read a Twilight book in the last decade? No. But do we still have many, many opinions? You bet. 

What was so magical about this vampire-ridden romp? Who is the real villain of the saga? How does Edward get it up? These answers and more, including a comprehensive ranking of the Cullen family, right here on Cabby Feevz.

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