You see the hilt of the weapon, nearly obscured by the swirling dunes. The world you stand upon so old, the only remnants that remained of the most recent structures and civilization, had long since eroded and disintegrated into the very dust and grains of sand beneath you. You approach and grab the sword, pulling it free with revence. It's ancient yet flawless, beautiful and lethal...but it doesn't have a name. Trash.
Relics! That's right, we all know em and (even though they're SUPER rare) we all got em! This episode Matt and D have a look through some of the communities favourite real and totally real sounding Relics, from weapons designed to kill a vile xenos to how to punish a naughty Space Marine.