Lez Get Freaky

No best, but better! 

Greetings from 3 different time zones! Hannah (aka Robert) is thousands of miles away and Mabon is fed up with Erika’s screeches. Sarah’s nostril collapses under the pressure of looking so damn good as Zoë’s nose disappears altogether in preparation for her star turn as He Who Shall Not Be Named.  AVADA KEDAVRA!

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Stay spooky with us on IG @lezgetfreakypod !
For tarot readings, visit Erika on IG @rickortreeeat !

And the rest of us like social media too!
Hannah: @hannahcl27
Zoë: @triflingzoe
Sarah: @saremanuel
Morgan: @morganblanchard

Send help!

It’s another episode of Lez Get Freaky and absolutely no one is doing well.  Hannah and Erika are masked and miserable, Sarah pairs whiskey with steroids and hacks up a lung, and Zoë is a weepy puddle after spending the day with her hero. Nevertheless, we power through another chapter of Cirque du Freak with Erika steering us bravely through! And for the record, Darren Shan is a July Cancer.

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Stay spooky with us on IG @lezgetfreakypod !
For tarot readings, visit Erika on IG @rickortreeeat !

And the rest of us like social media too!
Hannah: @hannahcl27
Zoë: @triflingzoe
Sarah: @saremanuel
Morgan: @morganblanchard

Strike! 

On this week’s LGF, Hannah paraphrases a full fortnight of pages as Erika allows us to peek into the deep recesses of her mind. Morgan slips effortlessly back into his own pants and manages to bleep out each of Sarah’s several references to p*st str*ct*r*l*sm, and Zoë shares her mother’s wisdom and a fun panty surprise. Enjoy the episode, just promise you won’t disturb me while I show Steve how to play my flute, k?

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Stay spooky with us on IG @lezgetfreakypod !
For tarot readings, visit Erika on IG @rickortreeeat !

And the rest of us like social media too!
Hannah: @hannahcl27
Zoë: @triflingzoe
Sarah: @saremanuel
Morgan: @morganblanchard

Hammy Holidays!

It’s Christmas Eve and the ladies are back with an exciting new chapter of everyone’s favorite Christmas story: Cirque Du Freak! This week, we discover that Sarah Emanuel, PhD., lacks basic reading comprehension skills while Zoë calls out the sexism of the so-called Platinum Gays, Hannah whips out her summer sausage, and Erika enjoys her Christmas ham alone. So take a seat, give your butt-arms a rest, and settle in for another episode of Lez Get Freaky!

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Stay spooky with us on IG @lezgetfreakypod !
For tarot readings, visit Erika on IG @rickortreeeat !

And the rest of us like social media too!
Hannah: @hannahcl27
Zoë: @triflingzoe
Sarah: @saremanuel
Morgan: @morganblanchard

HONEY, WE'RE HOOOOOME! 

A whole month later, the gals are back and better than ever, equipped with new cars, new therapists, and entirely new faces! Zoë leads the chapter and defends Darren’s questionably Irish pizza preferences.  Erika takes us to Carol’s Butterfly Garden as Hannah commits a true act of bravery by confronting her dumbest fear.  And Sarah thinks that what she would think would be happening would have happened if it were going to happen, but it doesn’t happen! HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRISTY!

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Stay spooky with us on IG @lezgetfreakypod !
For tarot readings, visit Erika on IG @rickortreeeat !

And the rest of us like social media too!
Hannah: @hannahcl27
Zoë: @triflingzoe
Sarah: @saremanuel
Morgan: @morganblanchard

Don’t flush! 

After a 3 week hiatus, the gang is back with a fresh new chapter to dissect.  Erika tells us all about Samhain and does a spot-on impression of a 12-year-old boy (not at the same time). Sarah, recovering from her nasal circumcision, introduces mayonnaise to the Pauline epistles. And Zoë and Hannah introduce us to The Man, a terrifying half-human they invented as children. Oh and P.S. this is definitely not Steve.

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Stay spooky with us on IG @lezgetfreakypod !
For tarot readings, visit Erika on IG @rickortreeeat !

And the rest of us like social media too!
Hannah: @hannahcl27
Zoë: @triflingzoe
Sarah: @saremanuel
Morgan: @morganblanchard

Lez be honest... 

It was only a matter of time before we wasted 10 minutes discussing our menstrual cycles on the air!  But don't worry, there's so much more.  Erika's body may be a wonderland, but her brain is a thesaurus.  Sarah addresses her internal biases towards stamp collection but her nose won't stop mansplaining to Zoë.  And Hannah gets way too worked up about the logistics of telepathy.  Come back next week to see if we've turned into a Squid Game fan podcast. So much for the wisdom of grown-ups!

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Stay spooky with us on IG @lezgetfreakypod !
For tarot readings, visit Erika on IG @rickortreeeat !

And the rest of us like social media too!
Hannah: @hannahcl27
Zoë: @triflingzoe
Sarah: @saremanuel
Morgan: @morganblanchard

Four oh Ford!

With Morgan and Sarah preoccupied by their “careers” and “obligations,” Zoë, Hannah, and Erika are on their own this week with another not-so-mini-sode! We’ll get to chapter 16 next time, but for now, sweet Vampians, we hope you enjoy our ramblings on food poisoning, cis-heteros in queer spaces, and of course, Halloween costumes! But you best listen hard, now, or Old Linda might come a-knockin’!

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Stay spooky with us on IG @lezgetfreakypod !
For tarot readings, visit Erika on IG @rickortreeeat !

And the rest of us like social media too!
Hannah: @hannahcl27
Zoë: @triflingzoe
Sarah: @saremanuel
Morgan: @morganblanchard

But what will the editor think?!

Morgan is finally back in his own pants and it's time to get freaky!  Sarah, our resident professor, delivers a perspectival recap of Chapter 15 and catches a fly in mid-air.  Erika entertains us with spooky snorts and snarls, but Hannah gets booted from the pod for dropping spoilers. And Zoë? Well, she falls asleep at the end.  As Mr. C always says, it's a horrible life!

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Stay spooky with us on IG @lezgetfreakypod !
For tarot readings, visit Erika on IG @rickortreeeat !

And the rest of us like social media too!
Hannah: @hannahcl27
Zoë: @triflingzoe
Sarah: @saremanuel
Morgan: @morganblanchard

Brand spankin' new!

After a late-night deep-dive into copyright law, the ladies are back this week with an ALL NEW FORMAT!  That's right, folks: in an effort to keep things interesting and not get sued, we are switching things up from here on out.  Hannah gets a snake boy for a stripper, Erika takes over the soundboard, Sarah brings up Revelation again, and, as per our new format, Zoë paraphrases the next chapter of Darren Shan's autobiographical saga in excruciating detail. And best of all? The vampires have finally arrived!

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Stay spooky with us on IG @lezgetfreakypod !
For yoga classes and tarot readings, visit Erika on IG @rickortreeeat !

And the rest of us like social media too!
Hannah: @hannahcl27
Zoë: @triflingzoe
Sarah: @saremanuel
Morgan: @morganblanchard