Life Doers Anonymous

I figured out how to change the vocals so that's fun. Don't listen to this episode. Not my best work. Really if your going to listen just listen to the beginning and the last 5 minutes for tips on how to not be depressed. Most of this is me ranting about Nancy Pelosi. But remember young one Nancy Pelosi isn't the disease that's plaguing humanity, but merely a symptom. I don't know what were doing, but no one else does either. Have fun. Don't Die. Except for when you're supposed to die then its okay.

Joe Rogan is either a reptilian being, or reptilian beings who are in line with the Chinese communist party have killed Rogan and all of this is a rouse. This is a real life story about me, Jimi Hendrix, Whiskey Myers and our intergalactic federation of rock and rollers freeing enslaved humans from bug people eating their life force energy out of fleshy goo sacks. The bug people are in on it with the communists and the lizard people. Keep listening to rock and roll and saying what you think because they don't like the way you taste when you do that. That and keep drinking milk and eating steak because fuck Bill Gates. That fucking prick. Don't get the sticky poke. Don't trust anything these fucking cocksuckers say. Tits tadoo lads: don't let the lizard people eat you.

Fuck. This ones a doosey. Just me ranting about old fat rich people telling me what to do to be healthy. Merry Bend of Feck, don't let de shits get you down.

Two dudes one bed. We talk about prison pockets, problems with the streaming music model for artists, astral projection, and shit white people have been hoarding from everyone else for years. We need change dammit.

Fuck your New Years resolutions. We don't really talk about anything thats all that important, don't know what lessons were learned over the course of making this episode, we don't really understand what was added to the story of humanity by publishing this podcast, but here you go. Maybe the sound quality is still shit... maybe if y'all started paying me to do this I'd figure out how to fix it, but until then this is what y'all get. One year for Christmas during the Great Depression my great grandma got a single sock and coffee beans. Five years old, running around with one sock on drinking black coffee like a fucking gangster. Moral of the story is be grateful for what you have. For you that means being grateful for this shit podcast, for me that means being grateful 7 people are bored enough to listen to us talk out of our ass for over two hours.

I guess people don't really listen to this. Heres an episode with Rob, but this time it's IN THE FLESH. That is all.

Dec 21, 2020... Is today the day the rapture happens? Does black twitter finally gain super powers? Is there a planetary shift into a 4D level of consciousness? What level of spiritual progression is SnapGod on? Are we being too loud in my buddies parents basement? We discuss these topics and many more. The sound quality might be shit, we're making a podcast with 15 minutes of garage band youtube tutorials as our only guide. Take it easy on us.

In this episode we talk about why the government won't make drugs legal, alternatives to starting and continue endless wars in the Middle East, some of the issues facing society right now, and why you cant make vinyl records go away.

In this episode Im talking with my brother about life in California, his thoughts on the last episode, being sober, and how not balance the good and the bad in life. You probably shouldn't listen. It's not that good. Come join my death cult. #deathcult

In this episode I talk about preferred pronouns, a couple tips on how not to be an asshole sometimes, why a lot of young people are depressed, and what to do once you realise you're depressed. We'll also talk about how to chill out and not take life to seriously, and why you are worthy of love just for being who you are.