Life in the Can

Coming together for 3 great shows a week, just like they did for 500 episodes of Croncast (http://croncast.com), Betsy Smith and Kris Smith, no relation, bring you the stay at home comedian and Mr. B at their best to make you laugh like no other podcast. Tighten your abs with funny.

Coming together for 3 great shows a week, just like they did for 500 episodes of Croncast (http://croncast.com), Betsy Smith and Kris Smith, no relation, bring you the stay at home comedian and Mr. B at their best to make you laugh like no other podcast. Tighten your abs with funny.

Coming together for 3 great shows a week, just like they did for 500 episodes of Croncast (http://croncast.com), Betsy Smith and Kris Smith, no relation, bring you the stay at home comedian and Mr. B at their best to make you laugh like no other podcast. Tighten your abs with funny.

Coming together for 3 great shows a week, just like they did for 500 episodes of Croncast (http://croncast.com), Betsy Smith and Kris Smith, no relation, bring you the stay at home comedian and Mr. B at their best to make you laugh like no other podcast. Tighten your abs with funny.

Life in the Can

Episode: 6

Length: 32:42

Size: 22.5mb

Format: mp3



We've got 3 segments for you this week:



Home Pedicure

Shark Stuff

Goodwill

Coming together for 3 great shows a week, just like they did for 500 episodes of Croncast (http://croncast.com), Betsy Smith and Kris Smith, no relation, bring you the stay at home comedian and Mr. B at their best to make you laugh like no other podcast. Tighten your abs with funny.

Spelling the site domain

Married to a celebrity

The closer you get to celebritydom

The closer you get to dumpsterdom

You "Million Dollar" race hat from the horse track

The swag t-shirt

You dumpster times are gaining

Wearing someone else's pants

My China business will crush

I am so excited for The Great American Yard Sale

It is the time I live for

It's my Super Bowl

On my way to fame and fortune, but I want to camp out at the sale

That makes no sense

The person first in line get's to be in the newspaper

Sure, make sure to wear your spanks

China is heavy and fragile

I can't move quickly with it

You should hire some mercenaries

People that humped through jungles

Maybe get a donkey

Waiting outside a recruiting office

How about one night son?

Whatever kind of weather we'll face it together

One mission, son . . . make me money

I don't need someone who'll take up a lot of my tent

Finding a tic free tent

I won't sleep

You are risking your life

My industry is no different than any other on the planet

Why aren't you working a real job?

Devoting time to this

I just tell people I'm retired

What do you do?

Just try to stay busy

That's what retired people say

I pulled you from the gutter and pushed you into the middle class

I am exhausted

It's a junkapalooza

Does Road Rash Nipples show up for this?

He calls me his friend

I come to Goodwill to look at the people

He comes to talk with his friends

I then run away and do a lap

Working the resale shop

I've got a route that I develop

It's really a system for wealth creation

People with clean cars have disorders

Sweep up the donut bits

They probably don't go to drive-thru's

I need a completely rubberized car

You should make your own car

We'll get you a kit

You can't work that hard on something and not tell people

Something has been plugging me, Kris

Plugging you?

Plaguing!

You should clean up that diphthong

It is the guy, that scary guy

The one driving the Monte Carlo

These haunt your dreams don't they?

How did you end up with a Monte Carlo Kris?

It all began like this

I watched my old man slink into the Monte Carlo

As I stood behind the screen door in my undwear at 7

Painting it and redoing the entire car

The get it on mobile

The National is a version of it

How did you come about this car?

I was given the car

What allure does having a car in your name?

The benefit is many fold

Have the proper righteousness

Two for Tuesday running hot

Led Zeppelin cranking

His neck is going to be cold

How am I supposed to remove this grass in the wheel well

Oh look, there's glazed donuts on the seats

That's disturbing

It was in their name

They had taken away my sex mobile

Guidelines on how to be a man

We've got 4 segments for you this week:


Glazed Donuts

Picking Mercenaries

Pork Boil

The Jam

This is C which means it's a Friday

Listen to you Mr B

You did the nerd voice

Take what you want and enjoy

No child wants to be spoken to you like this

I will leave no child behind

Comedy Fail

Yeah, I messed it up

You could have nailed it

I was flowing but the red light came on

Red light meaning?

Get off stage!

I ran off before I finished the joke

They are my frienemies

You had frienemies Mr B

Sure the girls from other small towns

I drove my red Monte Carlo

Red vinyl seats

Red dash

I should have named it passion

Taking them to talk in the country

Yellow and blue makes me and you

Skanks do not count as frienemies

Frienemies are the girls you take to the county fair

Drumsticks for Christmas