Effisode 141: Do The Hustle

Do it.....hustle up and listen to this show!

Lara has some words about the upcoming dread that is Mother’s Day, and as promised, she wrote a response to Erin’s internet stalker!

But first! Erin wants to speak the language of MLM! And can we all agree that Erin’s rants are absolutely hilarious? The do’s, the don’ts, and the thank you’s to those who are doing them right!

Time to join the ladies in the lounge! Rock on!

Episode 140- I Want To Break Free!

It’s time for the ladies to break free!! Erin needs to break free from many things: tootsie cat bombs, knives, internet stalkers......

But today’s show is centered around how the ladies want to help YOU break free from life’s rocks that are holding you down! Lara made a MAJOR, terrifying life change and wants to reach out to those who might need to do the same...... but are being held back by fear. Have someone in your life making decisions you don’t quite understand? The ladies are here to help ease your mind, too.

This is a big one, folks! So happy to have you along for the ride!

Episode 139- Work It

Parenting is hard. Working is hard. Balancing both feels nearly impossible. Working and parenting TOGETHER is better, but being best friends through it all is where the magic happens.

Cheers to you and your crazy, impossible, amazing life! You’ve got this!

Episode 138- When Jerry Comes-a-Callin’

Sometimes “Jerry” comes calling, but the universe says, “I don’t think so, Skeleton Man!” Today’s show is full of stories where the Grimm Reaper was given the boot, and lucky people lived to see another day. And Lara throws in deep thoughts that will drive you bonkers.....so, you’re welcome for that!

In other news: GrandMama Lara needs help. All the help. Because Erin’s expensive. (But worth it!) Any Last takers for the princes bride party? On a more serious note.....What can we do for the flood victims? And Lara makes Erin more uncomfortable than she’s probably ever been on the show.....including the one time she once made her eat Crickets.

Hop on to the new Radio Ronin network, and here we go!

Episode 137- PERIOD.

Welcome back! Lara is high and makes a Walmart checker think she’s a serial killer. Erin is made of iron, but thinks she’s the worst mom in the world!!! Is August 3rd marked on your calendar?? Don’t take your kid to a psychologist if you’re worried they will repeat everything you say. Goodbye to a podcast icon...and the ladies answer why women love serial killers. Speaking of serial killers......Lara tried to go off caffeine. It didn’t end well.

And speaking of blood....the ladies HILARIOUSLY cover the wonderful world of lady-hood and the monthly visitor that is Aunt Rose. Don’t be scared off, men.....you’ll learn some stuff and laugh right along.

Episode 136- Pink Chicken and the Princess Bride

It’s a short show, because there’s been an Emergency! Erin ate pink chicken! And did you know that you can’t find Ipecac ANYWHERE??
Lara took Ipecac as a child, and she’s fine! (Insert maniacal laugh.)

The ladies have a plan in their pockets.....this episode doesn’t have much of a point, except that it’s leading into something rather spectacular......

But you have to listen to find out what it is! It’s going to be Inconceivable!

Episode 135- DON’T you be my neighbor!

Ding dong the truck neighbors are gone!
Erin’s little man is growing up and she’s determined not to screw him up!
Lara continues to cause mayhem at the school, and Jiffy lube strikes again!
Erin quenches her beach bum, and Lara says its time to Sell the ring! Erin wants potential new neighbors to fill out applications, and Lara shares personal stories of being the neighborhood odd-one-out. Come on down to the lounge, it’s gossip time!

Episode 134- Glorious Angry Noggin!

Pardon our absence, but we’re back! And all is right with the world! Erin shows alopecia who’s boss, and Lara needs your opinions on about a million things! Are kids being forced to grow up too quickly, and what do you do with naughty neighbors? (Erin has a few ideas!) Grab a drink and come on down....the ladies are waiting for you!

Episode 133- Pigeon Pie!

Welcome back to the lounge!

Pigeons! Lara REALLY hates pigeons!! They sent her to the hospital! Erin meets all the good people, and we borrow life changing advice from others and share it with you.

Dear Andy….and dear listeners, it's time to tune into the lounge! Rock on!

Episode 132- What’s Beside Me??

Well hello Loungers! Welcome to a very personal (and explicit) episode.....not suitable for youngsters but we hope is very suitable for everyone else, and dare we say, life changing?

But first! The goat stays, and we’re selling tickets for the main event of the year: Erin vs the Truck Neighbor!! Erin’s art business brings out the crazies, and Lara is SO sick of pigeon $h!t!!!!!

Then, it’s Lara’s turn to open up about her past, present, and future. If there is one thing, ONE THING, we want you to take away from this episode, it’s that you have a life worth living and you need to go out and LIVE IT!
Love you all, and rock on!