Lifetime Pals

Content warning: This episode contains heavy talk about domestic violence and sexual violence. Listener's discretion advised. 

Faris and Jess take on a heavy hitter of an episode based on the true story of Dennis and Donna Yaklich. Faris also unloads Smokey the Bear style gun safety tips. Jess becomes a snail.

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For resources for those in abusive situations, please visit endingviolencecanada.org, RAINN.org, or for US listeners - thehotline.org

Stay safe <3

Faris and Jess are finally back with the worst produced movie Lifetime has put out in well, a lifetime.

Join us on a rollercoaster of mystery, murder, and meat.

We should be back to a regular recording schedule, unless a mystery woman in black takes us away.

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Clea DuVall truly makes the yuletide gay. Faris and Jess take a break from the Lifetime movies and afterschool specials to curl up with a bottle of liquor and cry about lesbians in love. It certainly is the most wonderful time of the year.

Next week: a Hallmark double feature.

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Content warning: This episode is very much about drunk driving and manslaughter. Listener's discretion advised.

Faris and Jess dive into one of the "Moment of Truth" made-for-tv movies about divorce, drunk driving, and Daddy bigfoot.

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Content warning: This episode contains talk of murder and is based on the true story of Laci Peterson. Listener's discretion advised.

Faris and Jess discuss how to maybe get away with murder...? Also boats, boobs, and bad alibis.

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Content warning: This episode contains talk of disordered eating and parental abuse, as well as mentions of inpatient care. Listener's discretion advised.

Jess and Faris explain why they're two racoons in dresses.

Resources: https://nedic.ca/contact/ (Toronto)

https://edsna.ca/ (Alberta)

https://www.eatingdisorderhope.com/treatment-for-eating-disorders/international/canada/canadas-eating-disorder-organizations-charities (Canada)

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Content warning: This episode contains some heavy shit about child abuse and sexual abuse. Listener's discretion advised.

SVU goes Satanic panic in a made for tv film about ritualistic abuse in a daycare. Yep.

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Content warning: this epsiode deals with suicide and sexual language. Listener discretion advised.

A Kansas teen moves to California to pursue a career in modelling and falls down a spiral of porn and cocaine. Parents, don't let your kids grow up to take dick for a living. Email us! [email protected] Twitter, Instagram, Facebook: @LifetimePalsPod Hosted by Faris (@embarrassedtobehuman) and Jess (@deadpanann)