Josh Johnson—our very special guest and friend—won’t jump up and down with excitement until he reaches $1 million net worth, or gets sent back in time to the release date of Mrs. Doubtfire. Brittany thinks talking about throwing dead bodies into a lake is relatable. A woman who falls after getting her heels stuck in the subway grating tries to matrix herself out of it. A girlfriend gets placeboed into eating plain spaghetti.

Check out Josh’s special on Peacock, listen to his pod, “The Josh Johnson Show”, and come see him (and Brittany!) live every Wednesday at Ambush Comedy (@ambushcomedy)

Follow Josh on instagram @joshjohnsoncomedy. For clips and pics, follow the pod @worthlessclowns, Brittany @brittonuscardwell, and Ali @itsalioneil

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