LIP SERVICE PLC INC LTD. Captains of Industry. Giants of the business world.

Part 1 - Snug partition. who's in charge. The peasants. 2nd hand caravan sales. Outriders. On the tilt. Makes the yard look a mess. Art installation? Constables ASBO. Treat people nicely unless you are Bodger. Pixelated face. 7 tanks, 3 crews. Badly parked tank. Barrel effect. Bunker shot. Hiding a scar.

Part 2 - Historical fact? Caddy Goring. Goebbels was on the bag. Plus 4 Boss. Its Jessy's fault. Bad wifey choice. Shotgun MG42 wedding. National Dictators disgrace. Who shot me dog? Why me? Impossible shot. All holes are the 19th. Foursomes with Himmler. Heydrich's hole in one. Friendly round of golf. Potty Alliss. FDR's not playing. Bad catering. Gluesticks adoption. Badminton for horses.

Part 3 - Weight lifted. Smooth Scandinavian, Roid Brit. Front teeth only. Power nap. Bulging neck. Chalky hands. Greek Turkish weights. Clean and Jerk. Lyrotard. Up his jacksy. Hairy man. Popper nose. Bollock neck. Stavros or Ahmed. Carpet cleaner. It’s all in the lyra. Bulge at the back. Charlie's hard at it. Commonwealth Gold? Best of the best, Solomon Islands? Rubber ring. Synchronised swimming. Winter Olympics in Kenya. Kenyan Shalom. Lottery funding for African Olympics. its Royal Knockout.

Go on pour yourself a drink, a very large one and listen in as us two eejits lift the lid on their high-pressure world as Captains of Industry, our stressful life running the blue-chip multinational conglomerate, LIP SERVICE, with leading household brands such as Shonky and Wang from atop of the business tree.