Lippy & Grumpy do podcasting

Recorded some weeks ago, Lippy and Grumpy wander through a series of topics, some serious, some not.

Plus, mini-Lippy, lots of golf, row 13, F1 cars, road numbers, going out to cool off, Grumpy's new obsession and how much time can you save not washing?

In an episode recorded a long while ago and only recently edited....

Grumpy explains a bit more about the seemingly odd potato law in Australia.

We have an update on Floyd, who is now going to doggy day care once a week.

Lippy has an update on mini-Lippy, including the forthcoming gestational diabetes check.

Wife of Grumpy is taking part in 72 holes of golf in one day with Grump caddying. Or took part as this episode is so late it's been and gone.

We have a number of insults used in Grumpy's day that are dying out, maybe for the better. Lippy is revising current slang terms in order to watch Love Island.

It transpires that airlines and hotels often don't have aisle or floor 13 numbered and other countries also ignore numbers that superstition suggests are unlucky.

Are F1 cars too big or Monaco too small?

Grumpy has been looking into the numbering of road, which appears to have started well and fallen into chaos.

Every gone outside due to a heated discussion? An Italian man got a bit carried away and ended up a long way from home.

Grumpy has a story of dog poo retaliation. Well played sir, well played.

Grumpy has a new obsession, Miami Boat Ramps on Instagram.

We talk about a man who hadn't wash for more than 60 years and calculate how much time he had saved.

With a distinctive 1970's theme, we discuss a wide range of topics and there are a couple of rants from Grumpy. Actually three. Sorry

We're back on Riverside so this one will sound a whole lot better!

We talk a lot about Floyd and the mystery that are dogs, plus some trivia we've come across over the last few weeks

Two weeks late, the second installment from Lippy Towers

Plus, old Navy terms, midnight (again), parking on other people's driveways, rolling restorations, gig etiquette (again) and Nigerian fancy dress parties

Lippy has a very important announcement and you will need to listen to find out!

We have some old Navy terms that have found their way into common parlance.

Grumpy is back on his midnight rant and has a confession about when he schedules this podcast.

Thinking of parking on someone else's driveway? Listen to this story of the perfect revenge.

Grumpy has taken on yet another car as a rolling restoration, a bit like The Donkey Sanctuary but for old unwanted vehicles.

We have a bit of a moan about gig etiquette and gasp at the cost of tickets.

Attending a Nigerian fancy dress party in scuba gear.

We reveal how ASDA were loosing so many DVDs from some of their stores. Grumpy has been buying DVDs of very old films.

Lippy's new feature with no name starts in this episode and Grumpy has a fun fact about a bus and Tower Bridge

Plus, gentle podcasts, Apprentice winners, fun with Senior Rail Cards, Spinna d'Plates, Alan Partridge and Thames Water

Having faffed around on a cheaper recording platform, we're back on Riverside, proving you get what you pay for.

We bid a sad farewell to radio genius Steve Wright.

Grumpy has found a kindred spirit for his annoyance for gentle podcasts that advertise loud podcasts waking night time listeners with a jolt.

We fans of the "The Rest is Entertainment" podcast with Richard Osman and Marina Hyde, well worth a listening.

Lippy had a Christmas card with the incorrect postage. Having paid the £1.20 fine, she was horrified to find out the culprit.

Grumpy Towers has a new fence after ten years of propping up and general concern that the whole lot was going to be blown down in a storm.

We've picked our Apprentice winners after the first episode, however Grumpy is a long way behind as he doesn't have the strength to watch in the evening.

Turning 60 has a benefit in being able to buy a Senior Rail Card giving you money off train tickets. Grumpy has used his twice and has managed to spend £2 more than he would of done without the card and has narrowly avoided a fine.

Orange marshal 2 has morphed into Spinna d'Plates and we look forward to hear more about his adventures.

Partridge is back on the BBC!

What is the difference between soup and a sauce? You probably won't find the answer here.

Grumpy has a rant at Thames Water.

Lippy has an ick and Grumpy a fun fact.

Plus restoring old buildings, the development of Threads, Lippy's utility room and Tunnock biscuits

One of Grumpy's favourite topics, the use of over and out in films gets a upgrade to include the terms roger and wilco.

Another of Grumpy's favourites, the definition of midnight, will not be discussed by Wife of Grumpy. Wise woman.

Restoring the Old Cottage Hospital building in Cranleigh.

Grumpy has been strong armed into replacing the 16 year old plasma screen at Grumpy Towers despite him maintaining the old one was perfect. Grumpy has a bit of a moan about setting up the new TV and for once Lippy agrees.

Thanks to Elon Musk (aka Space Karen)'s management of Twitter, Facebook accelerated the development of Threads and the way they achieved this is a good example of software development.

Lippy's downstairs bathroom has been turned into an excellent utility room. Surprisingly Lippy is quite particular about washing and it turns out both Grumpy and Duckboy are discouraged from operating washing machines.

Following a van road trip where many were consumed, Grumpy is delighted to report that Tunnock Caramel biscuits are the same size they have always been.

We look at a brilliant line from Enemy of the State and a mystery about dead letter drops.

Grumpy has been shunned by one of his heroes, Mr Alan Partridge who has a different view of sandwich cutting. We both horrified by the arrangement of bread in a sandwich recently made by Wife of Grumpy.

No top tip from Lippy this week, and a rather old fun fact from Grumpy

Plus, leadership traits, Floyd the puppy, The Apprentice, dyslexia and a fair bit of waffle.

Excuses aplenty as to why we have been off air for four months.

Some very old messages from The Screaming Tomato and Davros.

Floyd the puppy has grown, almost into a full dog and is enjoying life, particularly used tissues.

The Apprentice is back and we're going to back a contestant based on the first episode.

A previous contestant being fired triggers a discussion about dyslexia