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Title: Mr. Brooks & His Women
Subtitle: Mr. Brooks & His Women: A Trilogy, Book 1
Author: Nessa DeArmond
Narrator: Riley Hart
Format: Unabridged
Length: 22 mins
Language: English
Release date: 06-15-15
Publisher: Nessa DeArmond
Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 1 votes
Genres: Erotica & Sexuality, Fiction
Publisher's Summary:
Mr. Brooks is a trillionaire with an unquenchable thirst for bedding famous women.
In Mr. Brooks and His Women, you get a firsthand account of his sexcapades through the eyes of his favorite assistant, Myka. The story that unfolds is explicit erotica at its finest.
Members Reviews:
Poorly written and way too short
This 'book' is not a book at all. It's a very short story. Only six pages, for ****'s sake. It's kind of sad, really, because the premise of this book is kind of interesting. Too bad it was written so poorly.
The story is about Mr. Brooks and his whores. Mr brooks is a ****ing trillionare playboy. He makes Tony Stark look poor. And he ****s celebrities for the fun of it. By offering them ****-tons of cash. Because sure, not everyone has a price. But when you offer them one hundred million dollars for a night of ****ing, all the sudden they do have a price.
For such a short story, there's quite a bit of backstory about Mr. Brooks. Apparently, he made his trillions by creating a cure for baldness. Not those bull**** cures, I mean a real cure. Oh, and he also made a cure for small cawks. Like you take this pill, and you get to have a ten-inch tool. For reals. So of course he made trillions of dollars.
Oh yeah, and he also has the cure for every sickness known to man. So, he's like immortal, or something. I don't ****ing know. Mr. Brooks is just the ultimate fantasy man. He's the guy that every man wishes he could be. Have all the money in the world, all the women in the world, and a huge ****ing cawk.
Okay, great, but why is this story so bad then? Well, because it's six ****ing pages! And apparently the author is addicted to semicolons; because he (I have to assume a guy wrote this) used so many semicolons in this ****ing story; that I could barely read it; I mean, isn't this annoying as ****; it's just not right; and it drove me ****ing crazy; I mean, is it really that hard to just use a period?
And there were extra words that clearly didn't belong. I mean words where the made the sentence make no ****ing sense. See what that I mean? So god**** stupid. And this 'book' is actually published. People are buying this ****, and apparently it never got edited, because it ****ing needs it bad.
All that being said, I think this story would make a great novel. It really is the perfect fantasy. Well, for men, anyway. And I guess women wouldn't mind reading about getting paid millions of dollars for one night of sex. Because that's their fantasy, right? Just doing a rich dude. People say men are simple. But sometimes, I think women are even more simple. Just give 'em plenty of cash, and they're happy.
Fun, Fast and Dirty Romp
I received a copy of this book as an ARC. This is not my normal genre of reading but I enjoyed it immensely. I loved Myka's voice in the story, dishing the dirt on her boss and then getting down and dirty with him. The cover is fab and truly I can't wait to read the next. Highly recommended if you need a read for pure escape.
dirty erotica that will certainly give you some naughty visuals
A short, dirty erotica that will certainly give you some naughty visuals! My only complaint is the editing issues and overuse of certain phrases throughout. Otherwise, quick, hot fun.
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