Anikah and Rose wonder if a tourist is brave enough to go into George's antique shop. This episode is not explicit. Voiced by Kari Aguila and Taylor Edwards of "Broken, Alaska" and written by Kari Aguila. www.brokenalaskapodcast.com TRANSCRIPT Oosiks.

Oh, I've gotta go, Anikah. I see some tourists coming up to my produce stand. I'll talk to you soon.

Yesterday a tourist off the Queen of the Gulls stopped me on Main Street and asked about a public restroom.

Really? What'd you say?

"Well," I said. "You can always use the one in George's Antiques Shop." I pointed across the street to the ramshackle little shop and the woman turned to go. "Oh, and by the way," I shouted to her, "George sometimes likes to hide behind the giant Oosik bones when he sees someone he doesn't know."

Oh, George and his oosiks!

"Oosik?" she asked. "Yeah. Walrus penis bones. He has quite a collection behind the obituaries and the handcuffs and the… You know what? Never mind. You'll be fine."

Did she go in?

About ten minutes later, I saw that same tourist, coming out of the woods buttoning up her jeans.

She just went in the woods?

What's up with that?

This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was voiced by Kari Aguila and Taylor Edwards of "Broken, Alaska" and written by Kari Aguila.

There may be something dangerous in the woods with them This episode is not explicit. Written by David S. Dear; performed by Raj Jawa and Stephanie Bergeron http://ninthworldjournal.com http://rajjawa.com http://stephaniebergeron.com TRANSCRIPT A strange sound is heard GUS What was that? KELLY I don't know... what do you think it was? GUS It sounded like... an orthopedic surgeon. KELLY What would an orthopedic surgeon be doing out here? GUS I don't know, but I'm really scared. KELLY Me too. (beat) Are orthopedic surgeons vegetarians? GUS I don't think so, Kelly. KELLY Hold, me, Gus. SFX Credits:

Large Warehouse/Factory Ambience

https://freesound.org/people/fimrod/sounds/278987/

Black Throated Diver Calling

https://www.freesfx.co.uk/sfx/Black-Throated-Diver

Box Falling Down Stairs

https://www.freesfx.co.uk/sfx/drop-box-stairs

Drop Several Silverware Utensils on Hard Surface

https://www.freesfx.co.uk/sfx/drop-silverware-hard

Hammering on Metal Pipe

https://www.freesfx.co.uk/sfx/Hammering-Metal-Pipe

Volvo Car Horn Honks Short and Long

https://freesfx.co.uk/sfx/Volvo-Car

City Park Ambience WIth Distant Traffic

https://www.freesfx.co.uk/sfx/City-Park-Ambience

Music Credits:

Paradise by Music For Makers (Paid Commercial License)

https://musicformakers.com/songs/paradise/

Among the Clouds by Music For Makers (Paid Commercial License)

https://musicformakers.com/songs/among-the-clouds/

Vacation Days by Music For Makers (Paid Commercial License)

https://musicformakers.com/songs/vacation-days/

Lullaby Sting by Twin Musicom

http://www.twinmusicom.org/song/147/lullaby-stab

Our pair finds themselves moving very fast in the dark. This episode is not explicit. Written by Paul Lonsdale, produced and performed by Vin Ernst

TRANSCRIPT Teria Where are we? Bac I don't know Teria but we're moving very fast. Eeeeeee Teria I want to get off Bac! I don't like it. Bac But it's funnnnn. Eeeeeeee Teria But I feel sick! Bac Okay, okay Teria. I don't know where we are. [pause] But I think it's some sort of slide. Eeeeeee. Teria A slide Bac? But it's dark and scary and I want to get off! Bac I see light again, just in front of you - [splash]

Bac & Teria by Paul Lonsdale

David calls Elvira from another timeline. Elvira needs to talk David into helping her. David needs to convince Elvira to trust him. It's basically a whole… wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey thing.

This story in eight parts can be listened to in any order. To follow Elvira's timeline, go E1-E8, and to follow David's, D1-D8. This episode is not explicit. ELVIRA – Kirsty Woolven DAVID – Lee Shackleford

Written and produced by Karin Heimdahl.

To hear more from us, check out fiction podcasts Y2K, Relativity and upcoming show Arrivals. Karin is the creator of audio drama Y2K. In 2019, she won an Audioverse award for writing a spoken word monologue. She is also a voice actor, podcaster and drama teacher turned project manager. Voice acting credits include Mirrors, Vampires of White Chapel, Copperheart and Hit the Bricks. She produces and co-hosts Det nya svarta, a pop culture podcast in Swedish. Karin lives in Gothenburg, Sweden.

Y2K website https://y2kpod.com/ Listen https://y2kpod.com/episodes/ Arrivals https://arrivalspod.carrd.co/ Relativity https://relativitypodcast.com/ TRANSCRIPT E5 D5

(dial tone, click) E: Hello. D: Elvira? E: (happy) Hi David. D: Phew! So this must be the last one where you know me. E: Right. (checks notebook, pages turning) Good to know. Number? D: Five. E: Me too. (beat) Thank you. D: Haven't done it yet. E: No. But you will. So. Talked to Sophie yet? D: No. E: She'll turn up. Keep calling. D: I will. You said something about a step three? E: Oh. (beat) You'll figure it out. (gently) Bye David. (click)

CREDITS This Listen, Rinse, Repeat story was written and produced by Karin Heimdahl - that's me. Kirsty Woolven voiced Elvira, and Lee Shackleford voiced David. To hear more from us, check out Y2K, Relativity and upcoming show Arrivals. Sound effects either created by Karin, or from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license. Credits music ""Somber Viola"" by BigManJoe, also from Freesound.

Robins lay blue eggs. This episode is not explicit. Story by PRRP, Music by Mx Michael https://www.patreon.com/freckle TRANSCRIPT Robins lay blue eggs.

Sorry I got on a tangent last time. We only have like 50 seconds so I wasn't able to steer it back in time, so this one's gonna be a lot shorter. Robins are a bird that cheep, their eggs are so blue they even have a color named after them: Robin's Egg Blue.

Robins lay strange eggs.

Your Brain on Facts is a half-hour podcast of things you didn't know, things you thought you knew, and things you never knew you never knew, covering topics as diverse as science-fiction, funerals, food origins, heroic animals, and the strategic butter reserve. Before she started the Your Brain On Facts podcast to safely vent the copious bonus facts in her brain, Moxie LaBouche performed and produced burlesque, specifically "nerd-lesque." It was her privilege to produce the only George R. R. Martin-approved burlesque tribute to Game of Thrones and even to play for the man himself. Moxie has presented a local TED talk, is the prolific author of unfinished fiction, knows seven words of Latin, and previously earned her living as a goat farmer and soap maker. She is also the creator and co-host of the Science With Savannah, Age 7 podcast and YouTube channel. Moxie lives in Virginia with her husband and a dozen or so pets. http://yourbrainonfacts.com/ TRANSCRIPT

Violet "Miss Unsinkable" Jessop was a stewardess and nurse aboard White Star Line passenger ships. She survived the sinking of the Titanic, which hit an iceberg, the Britannic, which hit a sea mine, and the Olympic, which collided with a British warship.

What can YOU do in twenty seconds? This episode is not explicit. Performed by James Schwarz, David Miller, Elizabeth Wilcox, Amanda Kreitler, and Zac Kreitler. Written by Elizabeth Wilcox. Elizabeth is the Social Media Coordinator for and voices Vasilisa on The Dimension Door Podcast dimensiondoorpodcast.com podchaser.com/thedimensiondoorpodcast TRANSCRIPT GM: A lot can happen in 20 seconds Valdeen: I could empty my pistol Vasilisa: I could cast several spells Marge: I could run over 200 feet! Unless there's lots of snow, of course Norm: I could apply poison to three darts, even if I'm really careful GM: Or, we could just wash our hands!

Our pair find each other, but covered by a strange substance. This episode is not explicit. Written by Paul Lonsdale, produced and performed by Vin Ernst TRANSCRIPT Bac Teria? Teria?! Teria Bac? Is that... you? Bac Yes it's meeee! Teria Wow I am glad to see... hear you! Bac Me too Teria! [pause] It's very dark down here. Teria It is, isn't it! And we're moving very fast. What's this stuff we're covered in? Bac Soo.. soap.. I think?

An ad for the very good company Skateboards 4 Babies This episode is not explicit. All the stuff: Kendon Luscher

https://www.buzzsprout.com/815707 TRANSCRIPT Narrator: Do you like to shred? Skateboards 4 Babies is the only skateboard made for babies to shred.

Guy: Whoa. That's a cool baby. Where'd it get that skateboard?

Narrator: It got that skateboard from skateboards for babies.

Guy: Oh yeah. That's cool. I should probably get a baby so I can get a Skateboards 4 Babies for my baby.

Narrator: Heck yeah. Skateboards 4 Babies. Yeah.

Guy: I'll get on that. Kendon Luscher

Resolutions for these times. This episode is not explicit. Written by Marjan Sierhuis, courtesy of 50-Word Stories. Produced and performed by Lorraine Ansell.

Writing licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Marjan Sierhuis enjoys reading and writing flash fiction. http://twitter.com/MarjanSierhuis Lorraine Ansell is an experienced voice and delights in telling stories from all walks of life globally. www.lorrainevoiceart.com 50-Word Stories https://fiftywordstories.com/ TRANSCRIPT Darn the holes in the socks Touch up grey hair roots Get up close and personal with some favorite cooking shows Organize the kitchen cupboards Attack the dust bunnies that reside under the bed Binge read every single story published on 50-Word Stories Or sit around and do absolutely nothing

Credits This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was voiced and produced by Lorraine Ansell, and written by Marjan Sierhuis courtesy of fiftywordstories.com Marjan Sierhuis enjoys reading and writing flash fiction.