Joining Don and David is St. George College theater professor Brandon Bruce and he takes us into the dismal and scary world of collegiate academia in 2022. Elements of self censorship regarding the creation and teaching of art during a cultural movement that values work that demonstrates the world the way it could be rather than the way it is are discussed.

Apparently, his students feel Hamilton is a better play than Death of a Salesman which causes Don to figuratively shit his pants and David to spend ten minutes using his bidet.