We’re back after Himmel’s bout with death flu! In the ApeSac today is an intrepid romantic foolishly seeking advice from the Literate Apes. What could go wrong?

Wrapping up the year, the chimps discuss a range of topics including great Christmas movies, the news, and Vegas on a budget.

We missed an episode and don’t even bother to explain it.

Yes. The Apes are joined by Jacob Himmel who has nothing terribly interesting to say and an ApeSac that suddenly makes the Apes look less forward to the holidays.

Should children have toy weapons? Is Socialism a necessary component of an American economy? Did Milli Vanilli lie? We answer these questions and more!

Mamdani, ICE, Eddie Murphy, Nancy Pelosi, and an ApeSac that ass David how he can teach people to be funny.

David cut his finger off and Don looks forward to make-up sex. Just another day in the life. Also, a whole bunch of squawk about ICE in Chicago.

The Chimps’ week was not exciting but the issues of the world were. Also, an ApeSac for the ages that draws conversation of dreams and belief in alien life in the universe.

Ah! Recording the ApeCast on a morning when A) David has the boys and B) Jacob will not relent.