On the pod today are two of Himmel’s good friends who make up what they call The Brain Trust and Hall calls The Real Housewives of Marco Polo. So much overtalking!!

Himmel hates his local grocery store, the subject of Jason Arday’s suicide gets some time, and a new segment is introduced!

Himmel has had a pretty rough week. Hall has had a fantastic week. They both would go gay for Michael B. Jordan. That glass is always half full, gang.

The chimps got so excited about the new Spiderman movie that they reversed the show order. No Go do some Criss Cross pants thing already.

Hall is comfortably relocated in Kansas and bought a car his first day back. Himmel is writing for his Substack about why he’s worthy of a job. The Apesac question reflects on the desire to shut down debate out of sheer exhaustion.

According to Himmel, it’s the end times because his kid has lice. An ApeSac forces these two idiots to talk about their writing processes and they have really awful ideas for stories.

Hall is packing. Himmel is SubStacking. The ApeSac opens up stories of dead bodies.

In this pod, Hall is moving back to Kansas, Himmel thinks the term ‘dive’ is an insult to bars, and both wax on about the fashions of their youth.

It’s the week after Independence Day and the Apes have much to discuss.

Hall tries a different mic set up (not great) and Himmel is feeling apathetically patriotic.