Both Apes a single, divorced, and figuring out the world of the spouseless. So, of course, they talk about it.

Hall wrote something. Himmel dreamed something. It is established that no one can protest Kermit the Frog, Himmel is more Millenial than Gen X, and Hall would fuck a wax figure. Consider that your fucking trigger warning.

Yes. Hall loves Survivor. Insufferably, he drags Himmel through the least appealing fan crush conversation in the history of the seminal reality series.

Joined by someone genuinely Irish with deep knowledge of the holiday, the chimps talk with Caitie Beardmore Cataldo about the cultural legacy of St. Patrick’s Day.

Himmel has his period then watches a horrible trolling. Hal, as usual, has a theory about the root of the problem.

Hall has a question he asks when interviewing job applicants so he grills packrat Himmel about the items he considers most irreplaceable.

Himmel ‘byrnes’ Hall; a struggle session to advice the (losing) Democrats; and Hall gets high off of a can of tea.

Himmel is concerned about a request for funds for a family looking to adopt a Hungarian. Hall uses the inside of a coffee can for a microphone. All is right in the world!

Hall has a theory about the 47th president. Himmel can’t pronounce the name of a 70’s band correctly. Hijinx ensue.

Happy 59th Birthday, Don! Today, he shares the things he learned this past year.