The narcissism of the FaceApp software combined with the exposed surveillance that comes with it. Does buying shit on Amazon Prime Day make David anti-union?Are Cubs fans really supporting Donald Trump?Protesting the things that actually matter is unsexy.The Squad is just handing the election to the Donald.

All this plus six things to do or read or watch to fill up the time between your soul-sucking 9 to 5 existence to remind you that there is more to life than whether or not Arnold stole your quinoa salad from the staff lunch room.