(1925 - 2023) Little Sheila Rosenmeyer, damn near a centenarian, died last night outside her own home on the way to being published as a book. In a life that spanned the width of the 20th century, and punctuated by years filled with historic events, Little Sheila was best known as the large-headed amish retiree of Yonkers. Born in the year of The Great Gatsby, married on the day President Kennedy was assassinated, and buried during the Covid-19 pandemic, Rosenmeyer left behind no will and no modern tools. She will be published by the F. Scott Fitzgerald estate in June of 2025.