Fuck kowtowing Chipotle and Ellen Pompeo. (First 15 mins is an angry race/politics rant; skip to 15 to get to dick jokes) The shame of my Lady Jaye figure, and The Great GI Joe Massacre of 1984. Bokes getting some ink. Starbucks further denigrating their chocolate chip based products. How a real man asks for a spot at the gym. Fuck Arnold and his turkeys. Phil Anselmo at the Viper Room. The rigors of shooting a live stand up set, that I produced and performed on. (Pain in the ass)