This Week, In Dick Jokes. I started wearing underwear again, after a 20 year hiatus. The mall gives me panic attacks now. (Awesome) The morning cardio workout clans at the gym stink. Fuck Cheesecake Factory, for a myriad of reasons. (Details inside) Fuck Ichiban sushi, and disorganized sushi pick up counters. Post COVID Hollywood blows. Young Guns II was much better in your memories.