More like the Ice PICK House! LOL!! Fuck me for missing the Sparta tour. Most people are predictable, unfunny bores. Steak & a cigar Friday, like a real man. (Contrary to what my gym teacher thought of me) Open mics have been brutal lately, they feel more like a comedy study hall. More like Matt Rife-with-boring-personality. (See what I did there?) Bobby Tongs doesn't belongs. (on a podcast) Chimneysweep and lack of sleep. Someday I'll figure out what's wrong with my wretched, 98yr old man guts.