🌴 This week, The Edgeheads examine the underbelly of summer travel, emotional support loopholes, and the danger of mixing HR with Coldplay. Nicky rants about a grocery store incident involving three Yorkshire terrors, the Tribunal bans a Cabinet member for confusing Medicaid with free farm labor, and Gregg delivers a dramatic reading of real hotel reviews that smell like pickles and despair. Meanwhile, Lance reports on an extramarital kiss-cam scandal that has corporate America gagged.

Plus: Stephen Hawking returns via the Parasonic Transducer to assess Earth’s asteroid risk—and the crew shares their personal life quotes, just in case it all ends tomorrow. Also featuring a Political Pause aimed at well, you know.