Pessimism rules, and also fuck you. If you wanted to listen to something upbeat and fun you can click your way over to Hank and John's lame shitty podcast about like... I bet 90% of the show is them talking about bugs and bacteria, which hey, look, I don't mind that, but grow some adulthood charisma. I mean Jesus Christ with these old men making youtube vidoes where they talk like they're 16 and explain how cancer cells grow or how actually Mary Oliver is the best poet ever. Get some hatred in your balls for once and get mad about things that matter.