Are you feeling exhausted, hopeless? Worried about the raging fires in California and flooding in the Midwest? Have you found that you don’t enjoy the things you once loved--like Radiohead--due to the ongoing sociopolitical unrest in Chile, Hong Kong, Iraq, Bolivia, and Haiti? These may be symptoms of corporate capitalism, a serious condition affecting more than 7 billion people worldwide. But there is hope. Ask your doctor about socialism. Socialism is a therapy for the feeling of anomie and isolation you acquire under capitalism. Socialism’s side-effects include greater social cohesion, less income inequality, less depression and anxiety, a healthier populace, and unexpected feelings of purpose and agency in your democracy. Socialism may be habit-forming. Get back to your old self; after all, the world can change very quickly.