Chapter 1: Dudley Demented - WE ARE BACK AND WE ARE BACK ON OUR BULLSHIT!

That's right. Drinking and swearing and making stupid jokes...did you miss us?!?!?!?

We jump right into the action and angst filled opening chapter of Order of the Phoenix!

Dudley still sucks but we give him more credit than his parents...Harry is sassy AND bad-assy in this chapter and even though she's not mentioned within the chapter it is important to mention that pink bitch is the worst 🤷‍♀️