On this episode of Liz. we get a lil spooky 👻, a lil violent🩸, and a lil murderous🔪! Ellie delves into 🔍true crime 🕵🏼‍♀️ for the first time and covers The Clutter family murders (don’t worry, there’s some gayness 🏳️‍🌈 in there). And Julie assigns sexualities to different types of crimes ☠️ (yes, this is a very legitimate and serious piece of journalism, so don’t ask). Join us as we take you through some scary 🪦 ish, but CW: this ep isn’t for people who don’t like murder!

On our first episode of 2023🎆, Julie starts us off by guiding us through some very wholesome🤗, sparkly✨, GAY🏳️‍🌈 new years resolutions✍️ we should ALL try to work on this year. Ellie then switches gears⚙️ and closes out the show with a very brief history📚 of drag kings👨‍🎤! And then Jennifer Coolidge👄 (and definitely NOT Ellie and Julie impersonating her) makes a quick appearance in the last minute and 30 seconds. Happy New Queers, Lizbians! 🍾We love you! 🥂

For the 🌟LAST🌟 episode of 2022, the (mostly benevolent) Lizbian Overlords 😈 present to you 👂Listeners👂 a 🏳️‍🌈GAY🌈 wrap up (wrap wrap wrap up) of 2022🎆. We talk Drag Race 💃, Tiktok trends🤳, politics🇺🇸, and many other iconic✨ moments in queer pop🍾 culture from this year! Cheers to 2023, bitches! (Also, sorry this is out a day late🤷🏻‍♀️. It’s the holidays, and Ellie is tired 🥴🥱).

Sources: 

https://latv.com/iconic-moments-queer-community-2022

https://pagesix.com/2022/02/02/emira-dspain-is-victorias-secrets-first-black-transgender-model/

https://people.com/politics/kamala-harris-invites-shangela-to-speak-at-pride-event/

https://www.gaytimes.co.uk/culture/susan-sarandon-seemingly-comes-out-as-bisexual/

Okay, we hate to be this way, but this is TRULY the best episode yet. 👯‍♀️ Ellie tells us how 🏳️‍🌈GAY🏳️‍🌈 holiday traditions 🕎🎄 are. Julie WOWs us with a Liz. Rendition of 🔔"The Night Before Christmas." 🔔 The girlies delight in a Holiday edition of "Naugty or Nice." 😈😇 And Ellie SHOCKS you Lizteners with a 🎆 SURPRISE 🙀 segment! Happy holidays to our devoted Lizbians! We love you so so much!  xx, Ellie+Julie 🦄🌈🧁

On our tenth (!!!) episode of Liz., Julie talks about some 🌟notable🌟 titles of gay 🌈 holiday 🎄 romance ❤️‍🔥 novels 📖 she found on Amazon. And Ellie nurses her post-birthday 🎂 hangover 😵 while she gives you all a half-assed rundown on queer Jewish 🏳️‍🌈✡️ celebrities, shares the magical story of Hanukkah 🕎, and explains why this 8-night holiday is the gayest of them all! Happy Holigays!

This week, we are celebrating our Lizbian overlord, 🦄 Ellie 🌈 as she begins her ✨24th✨ trip around the sun.🌞 (HBD, bitch🍾) The girls will be discussing whatever Ellie wants them to, so mainly drag queens👑, Spotify Wrapped🎶, funny childhood memories👶🏻, and Ellie's star chart🔭. If you're not a fan of Ellie, you should definitely skip this episode (and probably stop listening to this podcast altogether). But if you're hot and cool, you'll probably want to stick around! Also, happy Saggitarius season! ♐️

On this episode, your Lizbian Overlords talk about 🏳️‍🌈🚨⚠️ gay signals 🏳️‍🌈🚨⚠️ They’re a lot like turn signals but 🌈 gayer 🌈 (and lefts and rights DO matter!) Join us as we teach you how to covertly signal to the gay world just how GAY you are, BABY! For a little sample: get ready for some carabiners, flannels, hankies, monocles, and ADHD!

xx,

Ellie + Julie

Sources for the research hoes <3

https://dressingdykes.com/2021/05/14/lez-accessorise/

https://slate.com/human-interest/2014/05/ask-a-homo-why-do-lesbians-love-flannel-video.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvKCMyLvt1E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xrvz1-yD8Bo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xrvz1-yD8Bo

https://www.reddit.com/r/bisexual/comments/pz6op9/im_bi_whats_are_code_to_let_other_bis_know_that/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Actuallylesbian/comments/v4zcmw/common_symbols_signals_and_general_ways_to_read/

https://www.osgf.org/blog/2020/6/29/vi0rxptrmtd4v8n2epbm3otxj56z5o#:~:text=Violets%20(and%20Lavender)&text=Violets%20have%20been%20associated%20with,the%20flowers%20and%20other%20plants.

https://www.autostraddle.com/i-saw-the-sign-lgbt-symbols-then-and-now-140061/

http://user.xmission.com/~trevin/hanky.html

http://user.xmission.com/~trevin/twink112.html

https://www.cs.cmu.edu/afs/cs/user/scotts/ftp/bulgarians/smurf-code.html

http://www.qrd.org/qrd/electronic/sig-codes/bear.code

https://splinternews.com/a-brief-history-of-gay-signaling-from-hanky-codes-to-t-1793847578

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Natural_Bears_Classification_System#:~:text=The%20Natural%20Bears%20Classification%20System%20(NBCS)%2C%20also%20called%20the,with%20facial%20or%20substantial%20body

https://www.lgbtculturalheritage.com/highfives

⚠️CONTENT WARNING FOR THIS WEEK’S EP⚠️: We will be discussing racism, colonialism, and harm against queer Indigenous folks during the first half of this episode, so please take care when listening. If you’re not in a place for that type of content right now, please fast-forward to 19:07!

On our Thanksgiving episode of Liz., Ellie and Julie discuss the complex and culturally rich background of Two-Spirited people in Native American communities. After that, Ellie ranks thanksgiving food by how gay they are and also assigns each food a sexuality. The Thanksgiving gremlins wrap up the show by offering helpful advice on how to deal with crappy family members during the holiday! Happy Thanksgiving, Lizbeans! We're so grateful for your love and support! <3 🦃🥧🍂

Places to donate:

https://unya.bc.ca/programs/2-spirit-collective/

https://philanthropytogether.org/18-indigenous-led-nonprofits-to-support-this-indigenous-peoples-day/

https://www.indigenouspridela.org/connecting-communities

People to follow:

https://www.tiktok.com/@itzeaglee?_t=8XWmPI5lRKF&_r=1

https://freethework.com/article/must-know-indigenous-creator-platforms-and-collectives

https://www.cleopatratatabele.com/

https://www.instagram.com/seanqsnyder/?hl=en

https://www.instagram.com/niskapisuwin/?hl=en

https://instagram.com/isthevies?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

https://instagram.com/tylerjsloane?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

https://instagram.com/quanahstyle?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

https://www.instagram.com/bobbysanchezmusic/?hl=en

https://instagram.com/scottwabano?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Sources:

https://www.ihs.gov/lgbt/health/twospirit/

https://www.e-ir.info/2019/08/20/indigenous-sexualities-resisting-conquest-and-translation/

https://www.ncai.org/policy-research-center/initiatives/Pruden-Edmo_TwoSpiritPeople.pdf

https://americanart.si.edu/artwork/dance-berdash-4023

https://qspirit.net/indigenous-peoples-day/

https://www.hrc.org/news/two-spirit-and-lgbtq-idenitites-today-and-centuries-ago

This week, Ellie and Julie take you on a trip around the world in only an hour and nine minutes (take THAT Jules Verne!) For our sixth episode, we decided to take a lil vacay with our Lizbeans and discuss gay travel! To start us out, Julie poses a few age-old questions. Why are seating arrangements homophobic? How come there isn't a drag queen on every flight? What is UP with the drab decor? Ellie takes on the second half of the ep by doing dramatics readings of SCATHING reviews of gay resorts. There is tea to be spilled. Horrifying mattresses to be seen. And Peters to applaud! See you there girlies, gays, and flight attendants! 

This week’s episode of Liz. is the most 🤪 chaotic 😵‍💫 yet, which means a lot coming from these girlies👯‍♀️. Because ELLIE AND JULIE ARE IN PERSON!  🤝 Join us as we gab about 🍾poppers, 🎉 regale you with the 1812 🎶Overture, 🎼 and melt your 👂ears 👂 with the definitive list of gayest birds 🦅🌈 Also, if you’re 🔥 hot 🥵 and able, you should join our Patreon for some behind the 📽 scenes 👀 magic 🪄 

Xx, 

Your Lizbian Overlords 😈😈 

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=80977484