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Lochlin is back from his massive head injury and has a story to tell that should scare drinkers who aren't wearing helmets 24/7

Loc called Dean last night from his bed, naked, to tell Dean about his head injury. Dean wanted Loc to save it for today, so we're hearing it for the first time together.

Speaking of sleeping naked, what mad person does this? Do you not have respect for your sheets? And is there pre-bed etiquette for sleeping naked? What happens if there's a house fire or robbery?? Are you just going to fight bad guys and put out fires naked??

Elon Musk found out no one likes him anymore at the Superbowl on the weekend. Joe Rogan and Matt Taibbi came to his defense on Rogan's show. Do they have a point? Are we just a bunch of pussies who love crushing the flavor of the day? OR are guys like Rogan, Musk, and Taibbi afraid of natural consequences from the mob?