Lochlin likes to throw Dean Curveballs. Today, Dean has no idea who the guest is or why Lochlin wants to have him on the show. Dean also hates doing this shit, so he must Trust Lochlin.

The mystery guest:

- was in radio for years

- had multiple run-ins with Lochlin (who hasn't)

- runs an interesting business for dead people

Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerburg have agreed to fight each other in a cage match. They're both training for it. What the fuck is happening, Dean Explains.

Taylor Swift is not coming to Canada, and that makes Dean Happy. He KNOWS why T-Swiss fans are pissed, and he doesn't care. He enlightens us on the "T-Swift is music for rich people who live in a land of emotional chocolate" theory. Also, her dating history means there's something wrong with her, and he knows what it is.